Biggest lie someone told you

[mivish06]

Bwahahaha. She was on her Jeff Winger.

She was on some frank abagnale tactical espionage type steez I still don't know how her parents didn't find out after all those years. When it was time for her "graduation" she made up this story about her gown going missing and feeling sick or something like that. In the end of the day she only hurt herself in doing this...wasted a lot of precious time with aging parents etc 

 

[Ox.]

"I love you"

and forever.

 

[Grine]

Its not a lie

I believe you fam. I know someone who does this but with socks

 

[Grine]

A lot of simps in this thread... LoL

 

[Ox.]

meant to post this one originally.

I had this gf in HS, she was my first real gf I guess, we went out for 3 years. she was always living with her aunt and uncle and I asked her about her parents maybe two years into us being together. she told me her mom was in Mexico bc her dad died of some illness and she couldn't handle the kids. I found that fishy so I told my mom bc my ex would flip her stories about what was going on with her parents. my mom tripped out and told me some things that were just out of a movie (wait for it) so I didn't even believe her. well when we finally broke up I do a google search on her mom's name and BOOM!

her mom shot the dad in the head as he was sleeping, she claimed he was abusive over the years but police weren't buying it, you know why? bc she cut him up in pieces and burnt the body in this riverbed we have nearby. true story bros.

 

[Deleted member 107398]

meant to post this one originally.

I had this gf in HS, she was my first real gf I guess, we went out for 3 years. she was always living with her aunt and uncle and I asked her about her parents maybe two years into us being together. she told me her mom was in Mexico bc her dad died of some illness and she couldn't handle the kids. I found that fishy so I told my mom bc my ex would flip her stories about what was going on with her parents. my mom tripped out and told me some things that were just out of a movie (wait for it) so I didn't even believe her. well when we finally broke up I do a google search on her mom's name and BOOM!
her mom shot the dad in the head as he was sleeping, she claimed he was abusive over the years but police weren't buying it, you know why? bc she cut him up in pieces and burnt the body in this riverbed we have nearby. true story bros.

Here I am, about to go to bed, and you post this **** smh

 

[mj 23]

the biggest lie someone told me was back in 5th grade was when we jumped this kid that stole our yugioh cards, cops got involved and told me i would be locked up. i ended up getting 30 day's of detention, counseling, and public service. moral of the story don't put hands on someone for stealing your ish because either way he gon win if you put dem handz on him

I remember having to write standards because I was caught with yugioh cards on me

 

[cocotaso1]

"The divorce was your dad's fault."

"The divorce was your mom's fault."

it was your fault bruh.

 

[jbc908]

I remember having to right standards because I was caught with yugioh cards on me

man i had to write "i will not gamble in school" 150 times because we got caught playing craps in the corner of my math class

 

[rellireloaded]

"I'll buy you a dirt bike when I move out the city".  Brought himself, and my little brother dirt bikes 7 years later. 

I destroyed both of them by riding them the way they where intended.

 

 

[zapatohead408]

Homie told me he was goin in August 7th to do a one year bid
Saw that fool last wknd........

Why would someone lie about this?

My dad always told me that he would take me to Dinosaur Land when I was a kid but he never did.

It's only 40 minutes away.

This one chick said I was good at sex once. Prolly was for all 4 minutes.

 

[superb]

superb

The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.

Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.

And I never said my mom owns a casino. Chill.

o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them

 

[deleted]

I remember Superb was acting tough and said he would fly out to fight Brolic Scholar.

Brolic said "I will twist your head off" and I laughed for days.

 

[andretti]

superb

The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.

Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.

And I never said my mom owns a casino. Chill.

o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them

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[Sir San Diego]

o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them

Uh...

Yeah. There's actually a reason we look alike. But that's not going to be discussed here. Let's just say that my pops had similar taste in women.

 

[jbc908]

superb

The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.

Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.

And I never said my mom owns a casino. Chill.

o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them

ite you getting mighty disrespectful when you was willing to give up dem neck bonez to get a whiff of his mom scent.

 

[Sir San Diego]

Perb gonna perb.

Not even tripping on that **** that went down as long as it stays respectful from here on out. I've kicked my brother's *** and hugged him and drank brews with him on the same night. That's how it goes sometimes.

Not that Perb is my brother. Just saying, I'm not the type to hold grudges. Life's too short.

 

[OrangeBlueGarden]

I had enuff to eat

 

[me662ll a]

 

[stillin729]

You guys must be dyslexic

He meant he stands at malls not owns mall stands

 

[blastercombo]

Still waiting on your store info superb

 

[jayzz]

Still waiting on your store info superb

Bruh he don't need to respond.
You know he scraight bawlin

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[antidope]

Son this thread

 

[Deleted member 107398]

 

Still waiting on your store info superb

Bruh he don't need to respond.
You know he scraight bawlin

That gif, Ye look like a whole different person....must be illuminati

 

[friscostylez]

View media item 1153457stupid lies like that always crack me up


one time i called off of work, i told them i had to pick the Prince of Champagne up from the airport

i told my sister one time i couldnt give her $40 because our dog got into a fight with the neighbors dragon and ate its heart so i had to pay for its burial 

i told my job one time i had to go to DR to visit my 311 year old great great grandma for the weekend

when you say some things fast, people sometimes dont register it all lol

you forgot the time you lied to NT in the "biggest lie someone told you" thread :x