joepac12
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Y'all dudes are funny in here lol
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the old flea market world tour can become quite exhausting
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biggest lie someone told me: that the biggest lie thread wouldn't be funny
"Nah fam...YOU have sex once a month."
"flea market"
this is gold
"Nah fam...YOU have sex once a month."
"flea market"
this is gold
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And the locations of your mall stands? That should be pretty easy to say
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When I was 7 or 8 I was on a trip to Canada with my family. We stopped in this sports memorabilia shop and I saw a single baseball card in the glass display that I really wanted. I was ready to cop right there except all my cash was back at home in my oversized plastic Coca-Cola bottle. I begged my parents to buy me the card, but they wouldn't budge. I was devastated. Poverty is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying. Later that day my parents took my sister and I to a public park to play on the playground. I was sulking on a park bench next to my parents while my sister played on the playground like a normal kid. All I could think about was this baseball card and how it eluded me. While looking down with despair into the playground birch chips, suddenly, hope emerged. I found a coin, then another, and another! I told my parents, "if I find enough change, I can go back and buy the baseball card!" They replied, "Sure, if you find enough we can go back." I continued to scour the birch chirps for any spare change I could find...and boy, I was doing well. There was spare change everywhere! I was collecting coins like Sonic collects rings in the Green Hill Zone. I was almost there, just needed to find a few more coins. However, I couldn't find any more coins. My sister became tired of the playground and asked my parents to leave. I insisted that we STAY. My parents said we had to leave. Like a bum three nickels short of an Olde English, my desperation grew. I found a couple more coins on the ground walking back to my parents car, but it wasn't enough. I never got that baseball card.
Years later, I recounted the story to my parents. My father burst out in laughter,"We were throwing our spare change on the ground for you to find when you weren't looking. We weren't going to take you back to buy that card though." It was all a joke to them, one big lie
That is most foul 
superb
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what do you mean, I been to houston, dallas, atl, daytona, pensocola, michigan, columbus ohio etc
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I wonder if this dude Superb lies like this in real life? It'd be funny to see him bragging like this and then when some real criminals show up to rob him aint a damn thing where he living a.k.a his mom's basement.
superb
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Its not a lie
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You said you own mall stands. Where are they? Name the locations or at least just one.
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You know he's about to Google search some malls lol
Sir San Diego
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superb
The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.
Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.
And I never said my mom owns a casino.
Chill.
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I'm pretty sure I've had some big lies told to me in the past but one of the funniest ones I ever been told was back in high school. Me and my buddy were trying to find something fun to do one night so we hit up a homie. My boy hits him up and asks him whats up, he says "just chillin with David". My boy goes but "I'm chillin with David" . *click*
We both looked at each other and started cracking up.
We both looked at each other and started cracking up.
btw my real name isn't david
geministar
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Valuable lesson man I had to grow up
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I can cosign on what he posted here. it definitely wasn't about his step-moms owning a casino
The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.
Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.
And I never said my mom owns a casino.
She fine though
I remember that.
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Possibly, but he wouldn't dare post a lie like that. One phone call to his "location" and his jig is up.
Superb, make sure to post the phone number to your location. It's 2014, surly there's a contact number to said place
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Wonder if he charges sales tax operating at a kiosk. i'm sure he would know the rates by states..but is it 8% in California or .08%?
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Son this thread lol
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The biggest lie had to come from my cousin couple a years ago
She pretty much lied to everyone in my entire family for 6 YEARS about going to college. She told us she got her bachelors, was working on her masters, and eventually finished that etc..but when it was time for her to get a job she kept on making excuses saying she was "applying" etc. Eventually my dad told her to show us her degrees, her own parents didnt even see them, but she kept saying that the school didn't send it to her yet and whatever.
It came to a point after months of asking to see her degrees and transcript that we eventually cornered her, sat her down and made her show us her cuny account and her transcript in front of everyone. It was then when she confessed and said she'd been lying about the whole thing. Needless to say we were SHOCKED
She LITERALLY went to college EVERYDAY and just sat in the library doing nothing until the afternoon and came home. She did that for 6 years straight.
Fast forward to now, she ended up lying again about her major to her parents, and said she was majoring in computer technology, and we find out 2 weeks ago that she completed her associate degree in liberal arts at 29...straight con-artist. I feel bad for my aunt cause I really like her, so we still visit and what not, but my respect for her went out the door after that. She used to brag od about working on her masters too
Ridiculous.
She pretty much lied to everyone in my entire family for 6 YEARS about going to college. She told us she got her bachelors, was working on her masters, and eventually finished that etc..but when it was time for her to get a job she kept on making excuses saying she was "applying" etc. Eventually my dad told her to show us her degrees, her own parents didnt even see them, but she kept saying that the school didn't send it to her yet and whatever.
It came to a point after months of asking to see her degrees and transcript that we eventually cornered her, sat her down and made her show us her cuny account and her transcript in front of everyone. It was then when she confessed and said she'd been lying about the whole thing. Needless to say we were SHOCKED
Fast forward to now, she ended up lying again about her major to her parents, and said she was majoring in computer technology, and we find out 2 weeks ago that she completed her associate degree in liberal arts at 29...straight con-artist. I feel bad for my aunt cause I really like her, so we still visit and what not, but my respect for her went out the door after that. She used to brag od about working on her masters too
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am1x90xnike
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Bwahahaha. She was on her Jeff Winger.
jbc908
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if im right superb tried to play brolic. Brolic said he was related to her, Perb said naw i personally know her, we speak and she never mentioned you. Brolic said perb never talked to her in perb's life. Perb challenged Brolic, and Brolic came through with that heat.I can cosign on what he posted here. it definitely wasn't about his step-moms owning a casino
The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.
Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.
And I never said my mom owns a casino.
She fine though
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The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.
Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.
And I never said my mom owns a casino.
You don't need to explain yourself to him
Superb is either
1. PRgirl
2. Vampedo
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"I love you more then him Jared. I swear to god"
***** still w that other dude till this day. idc still smashed recklessly but I still caught feelings at the time [emoji]128533[/emoji]
***** still w that other dude till this day. idc still smashed recklessly but I still caught feelings at the time [emoji]128533[/emoji]
jbc908
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the biggest lie someone told me was back in 5th grade was when we jumped this kid that stole our yugioh cards, cops got involved and told me i would be locked up. i ended up getting 30 day's of detention, counseling, and public service. moral of the story don't put hands on someone for stealing your ish because either way he gon win if you put dem handz on him
