Benefits of being single.

dont have to talk to your girl every night. that needy **** is annoying. 
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my old chick used to call me everynight and want to talk about NOTHING. im tryna get it in and enjoy myself after working for 10 hours.
 
my brother girl calls him like 12 times a day, and when he dont pick up she keeps calling till he does...or she texts him right after, waits a few mins and starts calling again :x

my cousins girl is like this 0]

one time we went out one night, got hammered and passed out.

we woke up in the morning and dude had like 50 missed calls and 20+ texts from her :x

i miss having her hit me up non stop

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  • Being able to go grab a loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter and disappearing up in the woods for a week without coming back to someone freaking out because they thought I was dead.
  • Being able to go fishing without someone listing off things that need to get done
  • You don't need to plan every day each day down to the smallest ******g detail
 
girlfriends are a lot of pressure too. GODDAMN. and dont let her be pretty...you know dudes is hollering at her all day. she wanna go thru your fone(not happening ever). you wanna go thru her ****. her lil sister look better and got a better attitude. she always wanna do sh** and go on ****** adventures and all you wanna do is smoke and play xbox.
 
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Get & save money
Abundance of cool *** female friends and yambs :hat
Alone time whenever you want....shared time whenever you want
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Less stress and worry
 
- Spending more time on personal development. Such as exercising, reading, nutrition, socializing, etc.

- Clearer state of mind. No nagging and drama.

- Working towards and accomplishing goals.
 
Best thing about bein single is time and money. End of the day relationship is better but that depends on the woman. That is the variable.
 
my cousins girl is like this 0]

one time we went out one night, got hammered and passed out.

we woke up in the morning and dude had like 50 missed calls and 20+ texts from her :x

stage 2 clinger

benefits for me:

- more money
- probably weigh less
 
- more focus/ goal oriented 

- do what/travel at any giving f ing time without any damns givin

- clear state of mind, if it aint my problem then ima keep on pushin

- everyday' is a yambalious day, hit/talk/socialize with any yambs without a 2nd though

- keeping a moderate weight/athletic body, always good having yambs mirrin on your body

- save ish loads of money, eating at home having homies over for a bbq and drinks
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Reading this thread makes me realize I need to propose to my girl.


she gonna call tyrone right after the honey moon


girlfriends are a lot of pressure too. GODDAMN. and dont let her be pretty...you know dudes is hollering at her all day. she wanna go thru your fone(not happening ever). you wanna go thru her ****. her lil sister look better and got a better attitude. she always wanna do sh** and go on ****** adventures and all you wanna do is smoke and play xbox.


Damn homie, that bad huh? You guys still mutual friends though?
 
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Man how do yall save money being single?

When I was single I stayed in them streets now maybe a date every week or two.
 
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in the short run there is no better feeling than getting out of a long term relationship. that carefree vibe of not needing to worry about anything anymore, its like a whole new world.
 
Man how do yall save money being single?

When I was single I stayed in them streets now maybe a date every week or two.

Exactly and don't let it be more then 1...single life is expensive! Bottle service when you're single=$350 bottle of vodka at the club, bottle service in a relationship $60-$150 bottle of wine for dinner ;)

But to remain on topic with benefits:

Your bed is just that... Yours!...no sharing the covers
No debate on what's for dinner
Never late! ( I love my woman but damn get a watch!)
Watch whatever movie you want at the movies
And lastly, no countless hours at the mall in a woman's store praying she finds something soon
 
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