Benefits of being single.

[T Lo Sweater]

fapping everyday

 

[cobra kai]

none

 

[lordofcastamere]

lol women make men fat in relationships? That's news to me, I thought it was the opposite way around. Women let themselves go during relationships.

Benefits

-No nagging

-Peace of mind

-New p

 

[jthagreat]

Same S!!! i do when i was in a relationship...+shrugs

 

[mugen81]

Before I met my current lady
The best thing about being single is not having to be concerned with making somebody happy and trying to fit molds for her friends and family, that stuff drains you as a person
But once you meet a chick that doesn't have a " Disney mind" and is independent, has her own goals and hobbies and has chill friends and family, you truly won't like being single, I lucked out with this one

 

[wayniac211]

Been married 11 yrs with 5 kidz..

Seperated for 1. That one year helped strengthen my hustle for the betterment of my future.

Keep your hustle strong fellas!!

 

[sofa king awsm]

-overall relaxed feeling, a sense of calmness that surrounds you
-free to fap to that new pron on your 60" panny X wireless headphones
-absolutly no naggin, telling you to do stuff etc
-dont gotta care for anybody but yerself.
-can dress like a bum if i want to
-dont gotta shave or cut my hair if i dont want to

 

[youngdoc]

Save money
Can talk to as many yambs as I want w/o feeling bad
Just think about myself when making plans

 

[sup doe]

thats OD.

 

[snax91]

Only gotta cook for one

 

[Ox.]

that gif has been used waaaaaay too many times. talk about overkill man.

to me the best parts of being single is:

bettering oneself.

enjoy alone time.

no nagging.

not dealing with unnecessary arguments.

 

[tsx24]

Bettering yourself is definitely the best perk. I want to be content with myself first

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

And I was only able to grow the beard while in a relationship and still was able to keep the beard.. Yall girls making yall shave?

i think my dude looks more handsome with facial hair

my brother girl calls him like 12 times a day, and when he dont pick up she keeps calling till he does...or she texts him right after, waits a few mins and starts calling again :x

both my ex boyfriends were like this...... talk about annoying. :x getting 10+ missed calls throughout the day was a normal occurrence. >:

 

[jjs]

my brother girl calls him like 12 times a day, and when he dont pick up she keeps calling till he does...or she texts him right after, waits a few mins and starts calling again :x

my cousins girl is like this

one time we went out one night, got hammered and passed out.

we woke up in the morning and dude had like 50 missed calls and 20+ texts from her :x

:x

 

[snax91]

I haven't been single for awhile either, but from what I can recall the benefits of being single is...

- Being able to leave your socks anywhere until you feel like doing laundry.

- Falling asleep after coming home from a hard workout without taking a shower first.

- Take sh*t with the door open.

- Don't have to lower the volume when you fap to p0rn.

- Not having to erase your browsing history after you look at twerk videos and p0rn.

- Coming home and still having milk in the fridge.

- Waking up and still having cereal.

- Getting in your car, looking at the gauges and don't have to put gas because nobody else drove it earlier.

- Not having to explain the smell after releasing an explosion of farts after drinking your protein shakes.


That's all I can think of for now.

This man knows

 

[atlien seeko]

You won't get fat from eating out all the damn time

Or her cooking!

Zeuse, I always gain mad weight when I'm in relationships.

 

[BALH ENH]

Don't have to shave (team beard)
Do what I want when I want
More focused





Post the benefits

im looking dirty as ever right now 

 

[kstrick12]

I don't know what type of people y'all dating...picking up chicks from the unemployment line? I've been saving money since being in a relationship!

We go out take turns paying, she buys groceries one week and me the next, she drives one night me another, etc.


=more money for shoes

 

[young thundercat]

^ I was thinking the same thing, y'all guys clearly was doing it wrong. I saved major cake while in a relationship. Single life is def more expensive.

 

[calikev34]

"when you're single , your pockets jingle" is what my grandpappy would say

 

[snax91]

My man So how long y'all been together?

.

Just got out of a 4 year relationship, but the freedom to do as I please is nice right now.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

The simple answer is more time for yourself. With that time, its all up to you on how you use it.

 

[finnns2003]

Here come the naysayers getting on us dudes who are clearly listing positive benefits of being single. Oh yeah, you found a diamond in a haystack? Congrats, I guess that should apply to everyone now.

SHUT UP.

 

[gllahone84]

Dudes trying to convince themselves they're not in shackles...

 

[nyc game]

That's sounds like an abusive relationship ,not an actual relationship

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