Being walked in on by a girlfriend or wife during a tug session unnappreciation

Originally Posted by Hugo

i just asked the gf right now about her walking in, she said she would get turn on and wait til i finish..then after im done we make love..
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Originally Posted by Dakingii

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

I know this is about girlfriends but this story is too good not to share...

Freshman year of college my roommate was in him and my other roommates bedroom with the door shut, so I knocked and I was like "you spankin it?" and he goes "naw man come in" so I walk in and he's typing his paper like normal and he's got my roommates computer on a chair so I look at the screen and he goes "look at all this pron _______has!" (6 different windows were open) so we laugh a little and I go to walk out and in the corner of my eye notice the looooooong string of love juice on his arm. I was like "yo man +@+!!?!?!?!?" and he goes "I didn't know what to do!!! I didn't wanna say I was beatin!!!!"

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Originally Posted by Mac A Roni

[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]My girl got mad cuz i was horny, she was on her . and i went into the bathroom to fap....she heard a scream and left[/color]
Why'd you go in the bathroom? She still has hands and a mouth among other things, doesn't she?. %!#?
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I don't understand the chicks that get mad at porn either.
Originally Posted by TkTheGirl

Maybe they feel its an insult to their ability to please their man. Hell I don't know it sounds silly to get genuinely mad at that.
Insecurity FTL.
 
One night me and my gf were getting ready to go... and all of a sudden she got out of the mood... I asked her to finish me off and denied me saying its notfair I get something and she doesn't. So I go "If you wont do it.... I'll just have to after you leave" ...... yeah... that didn't workand I got stuck doing exactly that... she didn't care.
 
This happened to me with my sisters friend once. She just walked straight into my room and I looked her in the eyes and said "Hey, I'm jackingoff." She screamed, slammed the door and ran. I was like "what the +*+%?!" She was supposed to come join in or something... About a month later,my sister told me she was burning. I was like phew!!!
 
Originally Posted by I Drink Your Milkshake

Originally Posted by Rawk On

Girls really freak out over this? What is the problem?

If i found my man jerking it i would think it's so hot
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the sound/sight of a man pleasuring himself....


it just does something to me
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It's getting close to spring.

I see too many horny women on NT right now
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Originally Posted by TkTheGirl

Maybe they feel its an insult to their ability to please their man. Hell I don't know it sounds silly to get genuinely mad at that.
I think you nailed it. My ex caught me last year and I could see she was heated. After I few hours of keeping my distance, I tried to pull asmooth line "why don't we make one together so we can watch it together before we...". Then she responded with "Why don't you keepwatching Ice La Fox suck that guy's %!@$, you seem to enjoy that alot!". I was shocked, I literally had nothing to say to her for hours.
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