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Originally Posted by IHaveMyOwnOpinion
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
if you treat girls with respect
Definitely. That's a no no.
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
if you treat girls with respect
Originally Posted by ksteezy
Originally Posted by IHaveMyOwnOpinion
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
if you treat girls with respect
Definitely. That's a no no.
Your moms would be proud.
Originally Posted by Elpablo21
Are you a simp if you sing "until the end of the road" to pics of girls on your facebook you've never even talk to?
Originally Posted by ricky409
Originally Posted by raichu098
If you knowingly wife a prolific J/O...
Originally Posted by 1C3M4M
If you buy her a gift before she buys you one?Originally Posted by shatterkneesinc
if you buy her flowers
yes.
No. What does that even have to do with being a simp?Originally Posted by Curious24
If your navigation is set to female audio?
Are you smashing those females? That don't really matter either. There's a bigger problem if you're still on that Top 8 nonsense.Originally Posted by Night Marcher01
- If more females were in your 'Top 8' than guys?
- If you have a female in your phone's wallpaper?
- If you let a girl through the door before yourself?
- If you let a girl win a 1-on-1 game against you?
Originally Posted by Weekz
A true virgin NTer speaking here, but why do people take this "simp" business so seriously? As long as you're handling your business and you and your female know what the deal is why worry about simping?
It was a joke bro. I was going along with his sarcasm.Originally Posted by ksteezy
Originally Posted by IHaveMyOwnOpinion
Originally Posted by ME NO PASS
if you treat girls with respect
Definitely. That's a no no.
Your moms would be proud.
The sarcasm was pretty clear as NT is known for the mantra "you're a simp if you do anything remotely nice for a female"Originally Posted by IHaveMyOwnOpinion
It was a joke bro. I was going along with his sarcasm.Originally Posted by ksteezy
Originally Posted by IHaveMyOwnOpinion
Definitely. That's a no no.
Your moms would be proud.
Sarcasm fail on my part
Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ
if she cheats on u with your best friend.....and u still love her after she dumps you for him
Originally Posted by raichu098
If you kiss a bopper knowing damn well she bopped your boy off & not a single damn was given…
Originally Posted by Twig1026
You're probably a simp if you can't pinpoint your own simping
Originally Posted by raichu098
If she makes you put down the controller while in the midst of having a 40/20 game with Zach Randolph to go cuddle & watch Lifetime...
Originally Posted by Elpablo21
If you hold her purse for longer than 5 minutes at any time?
If you go shopping with her and have to wait on the bench outside the dressing rooms?
I lost a bet and that happened onceOriginally Posted by rmK
if you eat the munk with no dome
Originally Posted by Peep Game
I lost a bet and that happened onceOriginally Posted by rmK
if you eat the munk with no dome