That flower price finesse will always be funny to me. Y'all better buy that shh now
2018 I was messing with this shorty. Linked up with her Feb 3. Smashed the first night. Was smashing off and on leading up to Valentine's day. On Vday pulled up to her crib for Netflix and chill like we usually do. Shorty got mad cuz I didn't bring her flowers. My horny self still wanted to smash. Had to salvage that quick. She lived like 5 minutes from the beach so I said let's go for a walk on the beach on some romantic steeze.
I think the moon was out that night. I forgot. Anyway we were walking and vibing. She liked how romantic it was. We started kissing and ish got hot and heavy. I wanted to smash under the pier. It was just me and her at like 11 pm on the beach.
Outta nowhere shorty brought up getting flowers. Killed the mood real quick. Ya boy still wanted to smash. Luckily there was a 24 hour grocery store. Drove there got some flowers for like $30. We went into the store together. Cashier was a female. Shorty was hating lowkey as she was ringing me up cuz I guess it triggered in her that no one got her flowers for Vday.
Anyway I was on a mission so F all that. We walked back to my car. We started making out. Was fingering her as I drove back to her spot. That thang was dripping. Got to her place. Parked, walked in and was ready to put it down. You know what this shorty told me? She wanted to cut/trim the rose stem and put it in a vase with water cuz she didn't want it to die. Inside I'm thinking like damn can't you do that after I smash. Didn't want to ruin the vibe so I let her do her thing then tore that thang up. Had her sore and going to see her gynaecologist that week
