30 Truths for Mature Humans

[jthagreat]

Originally Posted by RustyShackleford

this thing is a couple years old.

true. still good 830 am readin while at work...

How many times is it appropriate to say “what?

 

[mjsaver]

Never saw it, might be late but a bunch of those are classic.

 

[mjsaver]

Never saw it, might be late but a bunch of those are classic.

 

[veryanalytical85]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Something I found on the Internet for the older crowd here...



30 Truths for Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine-wash or tumble dry

 

[veryanalytical85]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Something I found on the Internet for the older crowd here...



30 Truths for Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just ignore what comes after Blu-ray? I don’t have time restart my collection all over again.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. “Do not machine-wash or tumble dry

 

[1000xcartel]

#16 lol. Hate those days.. You gotta go outta your way to get somebody to see you.

 

[1000xcartel]

#16 lol. Hate those days.. You gotta go outta your way to get somebody to see you.

 

[yamakazi18]

3 + 6+ 16 ftw

 

[yamakazi18]

3 + 6+ 16 ftw

 

[navyboy24]

23. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Socks get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.

I hardly keep them on all day so i go by this.

 

[navyboy24]

23. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Socks get dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.

I hardly keep them on all day so i go by this.

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

 yes, damn it... yes

  

 

[starzinoureyes]

Originally Posted by AbstraKt

Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?

 yes, damn it... yes

  

 

[omgitswes]

lol can relate to pretty much all of them.

 

[omgitswes]

lol can relate to pretty much all of them.

 

[speakup23]

To that whole list

99.9% of that $%$$ was on point

(except the last part about everyone losses their keys/cellphone. I dont lose $%$$

)

 

[speakup23]

To that whole list

99.9% of that $%$$ was on point

(except the last part about everyone losses their keys/cellphone. I dont lose $%$$

)

 

[theta]

Originally Posted by UptownsDotNetStacky

Been posted....several times

so has your response. every time

 

[theta]

Originally Posted by UptownsDotNetStacky

Been posted....several times

so has your response. every time

 

[silverswoosh]

Good read.

My freezer has a light, though.

 

[silverswoosh]

Good read.

My freezer has a light, though.

 

[dmvbatman]

Originally Posted by myshoegameheavy

hahah good list. i cosign a bunch of those

Me neither, I refuse to make more than 2 trips.

 

[dmvbatman]

Originally Posted by myshoegameheavy

hahah good list. i cosign a bunch of those

Me neither, I refuse to make more than 2 trips.

 

[darth dnzy]

--Most of these are on point.
--Good post OP.

 

[darth dnzy]

--Most of these are on point.
--Good post OP.