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**** joey bats lol
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I know no one cares about my ****ty baseball team but today is Jose Bautista last home stand as a Blue Jay and dammit I have to say I few words.
This is what I believe about Jose Bautista, These are the articles of my faith.
I believe, that Jose Bautista posses more swagger in his left pinky finger than just about any other baseball player this side of Ricky Henderson and the FACT that he was able to resurrect his career from the ashes at, what has been, over the past 15 years, THE most nameless, faceless swagger-less franchise in the MLB is proof that baseball is divine.
it will make you believe the baseball poets are right, god does truly care about baseball. This is what I believe about Jose Bautista,These are the articles of my faith.
I believe, that Jose Bautista is the most ruthless, cut throat individual to ever grace a baseball diamond. He is not a merciful, Jose does not forgive, he does not forget, in fact I believe that if GOD HIMSELF were on the mound, facing Jose and had the NERVE to throw behind him, on the next pitch god would see a Jose death stare, followed by a leg kick and then ball being rocketed into the upper atmosphere.
I believe in Jose Bautista because I've seen his good works, I've bared witness to his many miracles. Now look, dispatching a series of **** balling, player hating Oriel relievers does not qualify as a miracle because Jose could have done that with a cue stick, but breaking the playoff drought of a thoroughly incompetent franchise and authoring the single most important sports moment in a cities history since Joe Carter touche'd em all? It's the definition of miraculous.
This is what I believe about Jose Bautista,These are the articles of my faith.
I believe in the leg kicks, the death stares, the bat flips, the ****ting on Oriels, even as his contract comes to and end, I still belive because contracts come and go, but a player like Jose Bautista is eternal.
**** joey bats lol
More swag than griffey jr?
Aaron Judge hit two home runs Sunday. With 48, he's now one shy of Mark McGwire’s rookie record, set in 1987.
I don’t see him contributing much. That layoff was very long. I just hope he’ll put together solid ABs and get on base.Harper returns tomorrow
Harp not in the lineupI don’t see him contributing much. That layoff was very long. I just hope he’ll put together solid ABs and get on base.
osh kosh bosh love fest for Joey Bats. I wonder where he ends up.
For the 10th straight season, MLB has set a new strikeout record (38,983 through today's early games)