2022 NBA Offseason Thread: Preseason kicks off; Things are fine in Los Angeles, Draymond beats the charges

[rolaholic]

Rashford

 

[pmatic]

 

[Air Pope]

it was a 2021 Camry TRD if that makes any difference.. I mean it was nice but they made more than 650 of those I am positive., Fam was OD annoying, he literally called 911 and they said OK well here's the non emergency number and he kept calling 911. I told the black lady cop I was going to whoop his *** and she was like "yep," even cussed while on the phone with my parents cause of him and I'm 37 I think it's the first time they ever heard me cuss, at least as aggressively as I did. I told him "ayo if you dont shut the **** up" and now I'm the loud, angry black guy and everyone from neighboring businesses and the car wash came to looky loo. If you watched his dramatics on mute, you'd literally think someone died in the wreckage. Just perforated his raggedy *** back bumper.

lol I just googled Comfort Stay NYC and some of the ones that came up look like they werent it so probably a common name.

Nah this is gold

 

[osh kosh bosh]

How could he feel a "stronger" tie to something he quite literally doesn't know?

When Killmonger found out he was Wakandan he didn't stop speaking with an Oakland accent all of a sudden

im confused did I say he should like stop speaking greek or something?

If the basis of your argument is that Giannis should **** with Nigeria harder because Greece wouldn't **** with him if he wasn't a megastar...then like @dacomeup mentioned...if you swap Giannis and Greece for Lebron and America what changes?
If you 're suggesting mere citizenship is enough...please google Lebron James' background and tell me how much different it was than the circumstances Giannis came from.

lebron james would be an american citizen
who's right and liberties are enshrined in the constitution
and would be entitled to by law various various benefits and services.

Gannis would be a stateless refuge literally entitled to nothing.
and his meager circumstances would essentially be permanent by law.

it's pretty different, and citizenship is incredibly valuable.

 

[danger style]

datznasty have you tried the Bellucci Gawk Gawk 3000?

 

[moe200069]

HBO definitely gotta tap datznasty on the shoulder and make a sitcom based on his life.. between the laundry situation and the exchange with Camry LE, i’m getting curb your enthusiasm vibes

 

[Coupé It]

Rashford

Oh God.

 

[RustyShackleford]

I can't even argue with that logic, it's flawless

This is what is so great about his stories/actions

The underlying logic always seems reasonable. But then that logic motivates him to do things that most reasonable people would not do

 

[earldagoat]

 

[nick.]

who says no?

 

[moe200069]

trade machine still has DUI Ty and nick collison listed as tradeable assets??

 

[amitt5504]

HBO definitely gotta tap datznasty on the shoulder and make a sitcom based on his life.. between the laundry situation and the exchange with Camry LE, i’m getting curb your enthusiasm vibes

It was the kids play set story that got me

 

[HIM]

who says no?

How’d you get a screenshot of my nba2k franchise?

 

[elpablo21]

Damn Bron still can't escape Russ even in that trade scenario

 

[Mark Antony]

datznasty have you tried the Bellucci Gawk Gawk 3000? Female friend of mine awared me to it. I don't messed with toys but it looked interesting.

 

[storm2006]

Famb. What slays is Bron just lies to lie. He easily could have been honest and said “Damn, that’s good advice” or even “So true!” I wouldn’t even have flinched at a “Story of my life, man” (at least coming from Bron).

But nah. He had to go the extra mile and say it was his favorite quote for absolutely no reason at all

 

[shotsrangout]

heat a silent contender after seeing this

liked Lowry when he had a little bit more meat on the bone but I'm glad hes getting himself in shape

 

[datznasty]

oh its a toy, i figured but no results came up. Nah Im not into toys. I am open minded though and its a female masseur who makes ads where she give a massage and pegs dudes and I was intrigued so I messaged her then I blocked her before she could respond, she big fine tho so I might just tell her put the toys away and grab that baby oil is fine dear
i know about nerve endings and the prostate and perineum but I’m not quite that liberal yet #scared.

 

[pmatic]

 

[datznasty]

I thought you could only trade 4 at a time or is that 4 of your own

 

[lovehateself]

heat a silent contender after seeing this

liked Lowry when he had a little bit more meat on the bone but I'm glad hes getting himself in shape

dis the new " mom made pizza bites " ?

 

[pmatic]

 

[smedroc]

heat a silent contender after seeing this

liked Lowry when he had a little bit more meat on the bone but I'm glad hes getting himself in shape

Imagine posting an above waist pic of Kyle Lowry...

 

[antidope]

I been living with bm2 after our breakup since she has in unit laundry and i kind of hate my new place and am bout to break the lease but got til Sept 1 before the new spot is ready, plus our daughter is a terrorist so we need to help each other. Literally sleep together but no poom poom. #sucksman so its like everything about when we were together the game except no sex #sucksman

I've always wondered about how these things work. I realized a year ago that I didn't see this ever happen in real life. That's wild man.

 

[ace]

I got the Hawks at 6th in the east with Murray, Knox and Jalen Johnson taking off and a occasional appearance from Etienne, Griffin and Martin. We could win 50 games realistically if healthy all year.