2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[kdslittlebro]

She's 76 bro. I'd be afraid I'd hurt her. 20 years ago I wood though.

You always warm up before you hit the weights hard. Just make sure it's good to go before you dive in

 

[the collector]

I can be gentle *insert one of pabs faces

I'd get lit and go in without any regard for human life. She'd be lucky to survive.

 

[DeadsetAce]

I can be gentle *insert one of pabs faces

I'd get lit and go in without any regard for human life. She'd be lucky to survive.

yeah she seems like a freak. she could handle it

 

[elpablo21]

Jane Seymour is GOAT gilf

Woooweeeeee

Kitty Cat

I wonder if they were built for speed or comfort doe? [emoji]129300[/emoji]

 

[stillin729]

There's a 54 year old at my work, she hooked me up with her daughter and I got all drunk one time and told her I wanna **** her mom

 

[Armada]

We talking GILF's?? Queen of England could get it.

 

[the collector]

There's a 54 year old at my work, she hooked me up with her daughter and I got all drunk one time and told her I wanna **** her mom

Pure savagery. Ha ha ha

 

[HNL HI]

She's 76 bro. I'd be afraid I'd hurt her. 20 years ago I wood though.

You always warm up before you hit the weights hard. Just make sure it's good to go before you dive in

word, take her to bingo first

 

[stillin729]

Armada one step away from getting it in with the deceased

 

[DeadsetAce]

Armada one step away from getting it in with the deceased

 

[HNL HI]

probably her color rush outfit got him going

 

[kdslittlebro]

I wonder if they were built for speed or comfort doe? [emoji]129300[/emoji]

 

[kdslittlebro]

probably her color rush outfit got him going

 

[stillin729]

probably her color rush outfit got him going

she got the Kohl's color rush Sunday collection working him up

 

[macbk]

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[kingfoamnyc]

Falcons vs Patriots is gonna be so

 

[HNL HI]

wow, the turnout for these womens marches is crazy



Oh yeah [emoji]127944[/emoji]

 

[fraij da 5 11]

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/jared-cook-packers-only-in-green-bay/

Good read. Even for the haters

 

[nick.]

Falcons vs Patriots Steelers is gonna be so

 

[deandre hopkins]

Where else but in a dream does Aaron huddle us up, with 12 seconds to go in a tie game against the No. 1 seed in the conference, and say, “Get open, I’ll find you” — and it works?

 

[shatterkneesinc]

There's a 54 year old at my work, she hooked me up with her daughter and I got all drunk one time and told her I wanna **** her mom

Pics?

 

[Chester McFloppy]

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/jared-cook-packers-only-in-green-bay/

Good read. Even for the haters

Nah

 

[Clyde Frog]

http://www.theplayerstribune.com/jared-cook-packers-only-in-green-bay/

Good read. Even for the haters

God damn did i enjoy reading this. re-sign the man.

The first thing you notice about Aaron, when you meet him in person, isn’t how smart he is. It’s how generous he is with how smart he is. He’ll give you these random quizzes — not in an adversarial way, but in a thoughtful, healthy-competitive, coaching-you-up way. Something like: O.K., on that route there, how does how you ran it differ from how we talked about it? Or: What’s the signal for killing the play? Or: On what down and distance are we expecting a certain defense to show a certain scheme? It’s always something.

And with Aaron, the thing is — he’ll make you feel like you are the most important guy in the room. Like the key to the Packers winning the Super Bowl, ultimately, will be your personal ability to keep up with him. It’s a type of leadership that is constantly asking you: I’m all in — are you all in? That is telling you: I’m keeping you on your toes, because I’m always on mine.

"Rodgers teammates hate him" This is hilarious if we rewind back that article with Favre's circle bashing Rodgers. Was one of my favorite story lines along with "Rodgers hates McCarthy" last year. Was getting to the point that I was joking with my buddies by constantly saying Rodgers hates the Packers

 

[DeadsetAce]

he said, she said

 

[Clyde Frog]

Also I came across this picture. The size of Cook's hands Literally starts at the 1 and ends past the 2.

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