2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[deandre hopkins]

 

[IATT]

How did ches not take one of the prefontaine movies.. letting down Oregon

 

[Trey Bantz]

Dazed and Confused is about a kid who eschews his duties as starting QB to get high with his friends.

 

[651akathepaul]

Dazed and Confused is about a kid who eschews his duties as starting QB to get high with his friends.

Repped for "eschews."

 

[IATT]

Dazed and Confused is about a kid who eschews his duties as starting QB to get high with his friends.

By the big lebowski standard I don't see how it doesn't fit..

The complex of Floyd's story is him telling the head coach he might play but he ain't signing the commitment letter

The whole movie is dude complaining about wanting out.. and teammates and coaches trying to get him to sign the letter

 

[nick.]

Just spoke to my UDFA's & they're getting ancy

 

[651akathepaul]

Just spoke to my UDFA's & they're getting ancy

Tell Nick Cannon and the drumline to be patient.

 

[Trey Bantz]

Dazed and Confused is about a kid who eschews his duties as starting QB to get high with his friends.

By the big lebowski standard I don't see how it doesn't fit..

The complex of Floyd's story is him telling the head coach he might play but he ain't signing the commitment letter

The whole movie is dude complaining about wanting out.. and teammates and coaches trying to get him to sign the letter

Agreed.

The Big Lebowski is a crime comedy. The Dude just so happens to enjoy bowling with his friends.

Dazed and Confused is way more of a sports movie than The Big Lebowski.

 

[IATT]

Plus baseball and pool being prominently featured in the film

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Ryan Tannehill is much closer to a WR than a QB but the NFL lists him as a QB. Same thing here.

 

[651akathepaul]

I got one that I'm really excited about and I ain't even in the draft. Still waiting to see if it's picked.

 

[D StaXX]

I got back from the gym just in time.
We doing UDFAs tonight?

 

[Deleted member 37754]

The 2017 NT Sports Films Draft:

Spoiler: Round One

1. Chester - Rocky
2. A55a5in11 - Any Given Sunday
3. ItsAboutThatTime - Rocky IV
4. ITO - Rocky III
5. DSA - Remember the Titans
6. NickMaz96 - White Men Can't Jump
7. ElPablo21 - The Sandlot
8. Spacedoodoo - We Are Mashall
9. D Staxx - Friday Night Lights
10. Baller - Above The Rim
11. MacBK - Cinderella Man
12. HNL HI - The Big Leboski
13. KingKoopa - He Got Game

Spoiler: Round Two

14. KingKoopa - Space Jame
15. HNL HI - Major League
16. Macbk - Caddyshack
17. Baller - The Little Giants
18. D Staxx - The Waterboy
19. Spacedoodoo - Glory Road
20. ElPabs - Hoop Dreams
21. NickMaz - Hardball
22. DSA - Cool Runnings
23. ITO - Tin Cup
24. ItsAboutThatTime - The Mighty Ducks
25. A55a5in11 - Dodgeball
26. Chester - Raging Bull

Spoiler: Round Three

27. Chester - Rudy
28. A55a5in - Miracle
29. ItsAboutThatTime - Varsity Blues
30. ITO - Field Of Dreams
31. DSA - Necessary Roughness
32. NickMaz - Talladega Nights
33. ElPabs - Bull Durham
34. Spacedoodoo - Cornbread, Earl and Me
35. D Staxx - Lover and Basketball
36. Baller -Happy Gilmore
37. MacBK - Slapshot
38. HNL Hi - The Wrestler
39. KingKoopa - The Fighter

Spoiler: Round Four

40. KingKoopa - Karate Kid
41. HNL HI - Blue Chips
42. Macbk
43. Baller - Baseketball
44. D Staxx - Rookie of the Year
45. Spacedoodoo - Gridiron Gang
46. Elpabs - Million Dollar Baby
47. Nickmaz - Bad News Bears
48. DSA - Kicking and Screaming
49. ITO - The Greatest Game Ever Played
50. ItsAboutThatTime - Warrior
51. A55a5in - Moneyball
52. Chester - Kingpin

All UDFA's are now available to sign!

 

[Chester McFloppy]

The Natural

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Hoosiers

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[D StaXX]

My UDFAs:

SouthPaw
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The Sixth Man
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[IATT]

Commish, does green street hooligans count?

 

[Deleted member 37754]

ITO signs:

Rocky II


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Vision Quest



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[IATT]

My UDFAs:

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Next 3 on my board:

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

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[Hahahaha]

Here's my two picks.


Sports is the secondary story or maybe the main story. Fat kids get bullied because they can't play sports. Practice and learn how to play sports after getting destroyed in them at camp. Sports movie.

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I'm Kelly Robinson, 57-0 baby. Boxer is the secondary story. They actually get in the ring and box a few times.

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I thought for sure someone from Washington would have drafted The Sixth Man. That was a good movie.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Green Street Hooligans is a great movie

Fully agreed.

ONLY A POOR LITTLE HAMMER, HIS FACE WAS ALL BATTERED AND TORN! HE MADE ME FEEL SICK! I HIT HIM WITH A BRICK! NOW THE C**T IS NOT LAUGHING OR SINGING NO MORE!

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Green Street Hooligans is a great movie

 

[Deleted member 37754]

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That No No doc was hilarious.
This dude was all kinds of f-cked up.

 

[Chester McFloppy]

There are still like four more movies sitting there that I can't believe are UDFA's

 

[D StaXX]

Word. I'm glad you limited it to two.
I'm waiting for everyone else to pick so I can unload the clip.

 

[651akathepaul]

The 6th man was great.