2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[651akathepaul]

Blake Griffin? :x

who is the white guy who can't jump? Kyle Korver?

So, Ashton Kutcher?

 

[Ricky D]

 

I just found out that my unit has tickets for us to go the NFC title game


A few of us will get to run out of the tunnel with the players too.

Army?

Yeah I'm a drill sergeant stationed here at Fort Benning.

Did you go to the U?

Nah I lived in Miami when I was younger. Grandma stay right around the corner from Dolphins stadium. I always thought I was gonna end going there. Then life happened

 

[IATT]

Nevermind

 

[651akathepaul]

Pretty sure that was already picked.

 

[IATT]

Pretty sure that was already picked.

Crap.. didn't see that at the end of round 1

 

[a55a5in11]

Try again

 

[7th Chamber]

He Got Game was a first round pick

 

[IATT]

Came down to this or green street hooligans.. and had 2 documentaries in the running too

MMA is technically another sport from boxing:

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In honor of my dude, since I'm about to watch episode 2 of taboo:

 

[651akathepaul]

Good *** movie.

 

[IATT]

If big lebowski fits within the rules of this draft, dazed and confused should to, right?


All the stuff about the football team and players.. plus the middle school kids with baseball

 

[deandre hopkins]

Y'all dudes out there

 

[Deleted member 37754]

The 2017 NT Sports Films Draft:

Spoiler: Round One

1. Chester - Rocky
2. A55a5in11 - Any Given Sunday
3. ItsAboutThatTime - Rocky IV
4. ITO - Rocky III
5. DSA - Remember the Titans
6. NickMaz96 - White Men Can't Jump
7. ElPablo21 - The Sandlot
8. Spacedoodoo - We Are Mashall
9. D Staxx - Friday Night Lights
10. Baller - Above The Rim
11. MacBK - Cinderella Man
12. HNL HI - The Big Leboski
13. KingKoopa - He Got Game

Spoiler: Round Two

14. KingKoopa - Space Jame
15. HNL HI - Major League
16. Macbk - Caddyshack
17. Baller - The Little Giants
18. D Staxx - The Waterboy
19. Spacedoodoo - Glory Road
20. ElPabs - Hoop Dreams
21. NickMaz - Hardball
22. DSA - Cool Runnings
23. ITO - Tin Cup
24. ItsAboutThatTime - The Mighty Ducks
25. A55a5in11 - Dodgeball
26. Chester - Raging Bull

Spoiler: Round Three

27. Chester - Rudy
28. A55a5in - Miracle
29. ItsAboutThatTime - Varsity Blues
30. ITO - Field Of Dreams
31. DSA - Necessary Roughness
32. NickMaz - Talladega Nights
33. ElPabs - Bull Durham
34. Spacedoodoo - Cornbread, Earl and Me
35. D Staxx - Lover and Basketball
36. Baller -Happy Gilmore
37. MacBK - Slapshot
38. HNL Hi - The Wrestler
39. KingKoopa - The Fighter

40. KingKoopa - Karate Kid
41. HNL HI - Blue Chips
42. Macbk
43. Baller - Baseketball
44. D Staxx - Rookie of the Year
45. Spacedoodoo - Gridiron Gang
46. Elpabs - Million Dollar Baby
47. Nickmaz - Bad News Bears
48. DSA - Kicking and Screaming
49. ITO - The Greatest Game Ever Played
50. ItsAboutThatTime - Warrior
51. A55a5in
52. Che4ster


a55a5in11 is now on the clock.

 

[stillin729]

if we had a horror movie draft we would hear "I am picking Fields of Dreams because there are ghosts in it so it's a horror movie"

 

[Deleted member 37754]

If big lebowski fits within the rules of this draft, dazed and confused should to, right?


All the stuff about the football team and players.. plus the middle school kids with baseball

Asking the crowd when the Goods has already ruled...

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[Hahahaha]

We doing UDFA's after this round? Need the rules because I got two FAs signed and ready to announce their team.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

American Psycho is a Romance.

 

[HNL HI]

if we had a horror movie draft we would hear "I am picking Fields of Dreams because there are ghosts in it so it's a horror movie"

3 men and a baby the goat horror film then

 

[IATT]

If big lebowski fits within the rules of this draft, dazed and confused should to, right?


All the stuff about the football team and players.. plus the middle school kids with baseball

Asking the crowd when the Goods has already ruled...

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I was legit curious.. I had actual sports movies ahead of it

The only ones I seriously considered taking if they passed.. and only would have taken 1 in the 3rd:

Pulp fiction

Back to the future II

Or Green street hooligans

Also was thinking for discussion purposes: point break and higher learning

 

[Deleted member 37754]

First Blood is a game of hide and seek.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

The Notebook is about the carnival.

 

[IATT]

if we had a horror movie draft we would hear "I am picking Fields of Dreams because there are ghosts in it so it's a horror movie"

3 men and a baby the goat horror film then

Think you misspelled 'knock, knock'

 

[Deleted member 37754]

The Expendables are about group meetings.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Demolition Man is about vintage commercial jingles.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Judge Dredd is about the court processes.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

Stop! Or my mom will shoot is about being a mother in your elder years.