2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[a55a5in11]

Lenny on the Henny?

 

[the collector]

I think so, bro. I'm a pretty good writer, but not tailored to the networks like that. We gotta get middle america in on it though, so maybe massive edits...That's just the thing!

Forget the real tv show. Let's just start our own. We'll do it on the YouTube. I don't want tv women. I want problem childs that's down to get dirty. We'll have events like blunt rolling, line cutting and who can finesse the best deal on 25 oz Natty Ice. Things of that nature.

 

[651akathepaul]

Lenny on the Henny?

Ehhh...I'm in a middle-zone...Nothing wild.

 

[651akathepaul]

I think so, bro. I'm a pretty good writer, but not tailored to the networks like that. We gotta get middle america in on it though, so maybe massive edits...That's just the thing!

Forget the real tv show. Let's just start our own. We'll do it on the YouTube. I don't want tv women. I want problem child's that's down to get dirty. We'll have events like blunt rolling, line cutting and who can finesse the best deal on 25 oz Natty Ice. Things of that nature.

Hmmm...Love the vision.

I'm down.

 

[elpablo21]

I think so, bro. I'm a pretty good writer, but not tailored to the networks like that. We gotta get middle america in on it though, so maybe massive edits...That's just the thing!

Forget the real tv show. Let's just start our own. We'll do it on the YouTube. I don't want tv women. I want problem child's that's down to get dirty. We'll have events like blunt rolling, line cutting and who can finesse the best deal on 25 oz Natty Ice. Things of that nature.

Hmmm...Love the vision.

I'm down.

In.

 

[651akathepaul]

I think we got this.

 

[IATT]

Aldon Smith about to catch a case?

that boy dunzo

What's the name of the bama LB raiders drafted top 10 then went wild..

Most recently was playing for the cowboys.. also played for the ravens

 

[651akathepaul]

^ Rolando

 

[the collector]

Speaking of wild women I booked me a new joint tonight. Blue Mohawk, piercings, tattoos etc. I'm really trying to build a stable of women who are all cool with and date each other. Myself being the only man in the equation. Srs

 

[DeadsetAce]

Speaking of wild women I booked me a new joint tonight. Blue Mohawk, piercings, tattoos etc. I'm really trying to build a stable of women who are all cool with and date each other with myself being the only man in the equation. Srs

well god damn. teach me

 

[elpablo21]

Aldon Smith about to catch a case?

that boy dunzo

What's the name of the bama LB raiders drafted top 10 then went wild..

Most recently was playing for the cowboys.. also played for the ravens

 

[elpablo21]

Speaking of wild women I booked me a new joint tonight. Blue Mohawk, piercings, tattoos etc. I'm really trying to build a stable of women who are all cool with and date each other. Myself being the only man in the equation. Srs

I see you Lou Williams

 

[DeadsetAce]

WTH did this dumb*** do now?

an investigation for possible DV case rn

@HNL HI right doe, gotta hear all the facts first

oh man

 

[the collector]

well god damn. teach me

Just gotta be straight up from jump. You'd be surprised how many women don't mind having relationship girlfriends. I have my main joint but we together get a girlfriend. Once they're cool with one you can add more easy.

 

[elpablo21]

well god damn. teach me

Just gotta be straight up from jump. You'd be surprised how many women don't mind having relationship girlfriends. I have my main joint but we together get a girlfriend. Once they're cool with one you can add more easy.

sounds like a headache in the long run

 

[sb]

sb @im that one IATT

y'all still out there?

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[651akathepaul]

Terrell Davis should not be in the HOF.

Turning into joke status like the Pro Bowl.

 

[the collector]

sounds like a headache in the long run

It's actually less of a burden. Everyone holds down everyone else. More money in the pot also. Team effort. I've done the two women thing before but I'm trying to expand.

 

[elpablo21]

sounds like a headache in the long run

It's actually less of a burden. Everyone holds down everyone else. More money in the pot also. Team effort. I've done the two women thing before but I'm trying to expand.

More power to you

Im picking the wrong ones then cause Im ready to make roster cuts [emoji]129300[/emoji]

I aint built for it

 

[the collector]

More power to you

Im picking the wrong ones then cause Im ready to make roster cuts [emoji]129300[/emoji]

I aint built for it

Believe it or not the baddest chicks be the most down to ride. I'm about to PM you something. Tell me what you think cuz.

 

[elpablo21]

More power to you

Im picking the wrong ones then cause Im ready to make roster cuts [emoji]129300[/emoji]

I aint built for it

Believe it or not the baddest chicks be the most down to ride. I'm about to PM you something. Tell me what you think cuz.

 

[EddieDoyers]

the collector outchea like Iceberg Slim

 

[spacedoodoo]

Collectors life seems like a ******* movie [emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[elpablo21]

Collectors life seems like a ******* movie [emoji]128514[/emoji]

he's real as it gets outchea [emoji]128175[/emoji][emoji]128175[/emoji]

 

[D StaXX]

Collector
If I didn't have a girl I would be on the same ****.
My girl is super possessive though.