2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[D Fly]

I'm just hoping Wentz doesn't turn into Wince next season with actual WR talent

I'm pulling up on stillin729 for accepting that jersey if that happens

 

[EddieDoyers]

Seahawks just need to upgrade their o-line and add more depth to their secondary tbh

Nah they can continue to ignore the oline

 

[stillin729]

I'm just hoping Wentz doesn't turn into Wince next season with actual WR talent

I'm pulling up on stillin729 for accepting that jersey if that happens

We are good Wentzlyvania will be running wild

 

[macbk]

WHAT IS THAT PIC OF BRADY AND HIS POPS :x

 

[Chester McFloppy]

WHAT IS THAT PIC OF BRADY AND HIS POPS :x

Apparently if you support Trump, you also support kissing family members on the mouth.

Sometimes with tongue.

 

[SoleByThePound]

Teflon

spygate and asterisks are all these clowns have to hold on to in the face of coming to terms with the fact that their childhood heroes are all second best

 

[Chester McFloppy]

ESPN Jets reporter Rich Cimini believes Darrelle Revis will have to take a significant pay cut to remain with the team for 2017.

Revis still guaranteed $6 mil this year.

 

[rolaholic]

ESPN Jets reporter Rich Cimini believes Darrelle Revis will have to take a significant pay cut to remain with the team for 2017.

Revis still guaranteed $6 mil this year.

 

[macbk]

ESPN Jets reporter Rich Cimini believes Darrelle Revis will have to take a significant pay cut to remain with the team for 2017.

Revis still guaranteed $6 mil this year.

Jets gotta cut anyone over 31 years of age, except David Harris, who can finish out this final year on his deal.

 

[sean laurent]

Brady is on his Jordan 90s strong hold on the game

Nobody eats for the next 5 years

Colts Broncos fans gotta be heated

Nobody seeing anything until he retires

 

[HNL HI]

Brady is on his Jordan 90s strong hold on the game

Nobody eats for the next 5 years

Colts Broncos fans gotta be heated

Nobody seeing anything until he retires

 

[Chester McFloppy]

They're in every ******* thread now :x

 

[651akathepaul]

Brady is on his Jordan 90s strong hold on the game

Nobody eats for the next 5 years

Colts Broncos fans gotta be heated

Nobody seeing anything until he retires

Man, get lost in Temecula. Hopefully you meet Chester's hands.

 

[Chester McFloppy]

45 posts of Tom Brady slurpage. Backup SNs :x

 

[sean laurent]

Brady the goat

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Log into your real account @DeadsetAce

 

[Peep Game]

An NFL season prediction almost a full year ago from ESPN

The NFL season ended minutes ago, but you miss it already.

Spoiler

1. The Cowboys, Colts and Ravens all bounce back. Drafting a quarterback at No. 4 overall creates controversy in Dallas, but Tony Romo stays healthy all year, Kirk Cousins turns back into a pumpkin and the Cowboys win a still-pitiful NFC East. Andrew Luck returns from injury to resume his stellar career trajectory after the team drafts him yet another first-round wide receiver. And Baltimore drafts a rookie of the year with the No. 6 pick. Don’t even know who that’ll be or what position he’ll play, but Ozzie Newsome with the No. 6 pick feels like cash money in the bank.

2. Mario Williams revives his career in New England. Just because Rex Ryan’s emotions are one of Bill Belichick’s favorite chew toys, the Patriots sign Williams after the Bills cut him and he collects 14.5 sacks. Being an equal-opportunity AFC East tormentor, Belichick also signs free agents Chris Ivory and Rishard Matthews and wins his eighth consecutive division title and 13th in 14 years while Williams, Ivory and Matthews go to the Pro Bowl.

3. Odell Beckham Jr. leads the NFL in receiving yards and touchdowns. This in spite of being benched by new head coach Ben McAdoo in the second half of the Steelers game after incurring consecutive personal-foul penalties because Joey Porter made fun of his hair.

4. The Raiders declare themselves a traveling team. As stadium discussions with Oakland continue to go nowhere and the Chargers ultimately come to grips with the necessity of joining the Rams in Los Angeles, Raiders owner Mark Davis gets fed up. He calls a news conference to announce that, beginning with the 2017 season and in the grand tradition of teams such as the 1927 Duluth Eskimos and the 1952 Dallas Texans, the Raiders officially will be a “road team,” playing every game at their opponent’s stadium until they can find a town that wants to build them a home.

5. Peyton Manning becomes the face of the new Tennessee Titans ownership group. Desperate for some stability and direction for the franchise in Nashville, the NFL convinces the former University of Tennessee star to be the Titans’ Magic Johnson, buying into and fronting the group that will purchase and run the team. In related news, Duke’s David Cutcliffe is hired as the next coach of the Titans, whose efforts to trade Marcus Mariota to the Giants for Eli Manning prove unsuccessful.

6. The Carolina Panthers start 0-2, sparking a rash of breathless “What’s wrong with Cam Newton?” headlines. They right the ship and win their fourth consecutive NFC South title, but the 2015 magic can’t repeat itself and they lose a tough playoff game in Arizona. A bizarre new pair of animal-print Versace jeans remains stuck in Newton’s closet with the tags still on as he watches Carson Palmer board a plane for the Super Bowl.

7. The Los Angeles Rams use four different starting quarterbacks, including Robert Griffin III. But they finish 7-9, once again failing to deliver Jeff Fisher’s first winning season since 2008 and his seventh in 22 years as an NFL head coach. Stan Kroenke announces after the season that Fisher will return to try again for that elusive nine-win season, and would we all please leave him alone now so he can go meet with the Six Flags people about the new stadium.

8. Chip Kelly coaches the San Francisco 49ers into the playoffs. Somehow, quarterback Blaine Gabbert throws 27 touchdowns and only two interceptions while the 49ers lead the league in rushing and finish 10-6 to earn a wild-card spot. Kelly’s success reminds everyone what a brilliant X's-and-O's coach he is and makes everyone forget about the personality and personnel issues that did him in in Philadelphia. SPOILER ALERT: The 2017 and 2018 predictions aren’t quite as rosy.

9. Six teams change head coaches after the season. This isn’t the boldest prediction, because this basically happens every year. But just wait until we tell you which teams. It’s Buffalo, Tennessee, Detroit, New Orleans and two shockers -- Green Bay, where rumblings about the Mike McCarthy/Aaron Rodgers relationship will have been in the news all year, and Seattle, where Pete Carroll surprisingly announces his retirement to pursue a late-life career as a motivational speaker.

10. The Cincinnati Bengals will beat the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl LI. I know what you’re thinking, but yes, they’re going back to Roman numerals next year. What? Oh, you mean the prediction itself? Yeah, well, eventually Charlie Brown’s going to kick that football before Lucy yanks it away from him, right? One of these years?

 

[Armada]

I don't have prediction but I have a statement that I know will ring true this time next year.

**** Trump

 

[macbk]

Brutal ESPN predictions.

 

[sean laurent]

Love trumps hate

 

[651akathepaul]

Brutal ESPN predictions.

You should see mine.

 

[macbk]

I don't have prediction but I have a statement that I know will run true this time next year.

**** Trump

What did it feel like waking up this morning? I know ya have personal issues going on (and again, so sorry to hear dude ) but I'm curious about the post-SB loss feeling.

I never wanna feel hat feeling. When and if the Jets ever get in in my lifetime, they're winning the damn thing.

 

[a55a5in11]

I predicted Carolina would finish under .500 and the Raiders defense wouldn't be good. I got killed for both

 

[the collector]

My predictions were a year premature. I was still right but just off by a year. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

[Armada]

I don't have prediction but I have a statement that I know will run true this time next year.

**** Trump

What did it feel like waking up this morning? I know ya have personal issues going on (and again, so sorry to hear dude ) but I'm curious about the post-SB loss feeling.

I never wanna feel hat feeling. When and if the Jets ever get in in my lifetime, they're winning the damn thing.

Mannnnn it was rough. Last night was just disappointment. Sitting with my hands in my face without energy to turn of the tv I watched the game with my pops as is tradition with Falcons games I try to watch as many with him as I can and seeing the hurt on my pops face before he left the room we where all watching the game made it even worse [emoji]128532[/emoji] This morning was just anger. I was wearing one of my falcons jackets and was hoping that if I ran into someone in patriots gear on campus today they wouldnt try to come up to me and talk about the game I already got **** on Snapchat from one of my home girls who's from and lives in Massachusetts. I began to sat back and analyze what went wrong (as you can tell by my back and forthd in here today lol) and that's when it went from anger to frustration. I thought I was done with the anger but then I read those shanahan quotes and tweets and my blood started boiling again [emoji]128514[/emoji]