2015 College Football Thread is now closed

[mr marcus]

her eggs are godly 

 

[a-friend]

 
FNL has their College Fleece Hoodies on sale 2/40. Gear up

all these bandwagon fans with 2 teams need to pick up 2

exactly my first thought

We have a house divided so I picked one up for my Brother in Law since they didn't have my team in more than 1 color

 

[hometownhero]

 

 
FNL has their College Fleece Hoodies on sale 2/40. Gear up

all these bandwagon fans with 2 teams need to pick up 2

Go Hurricanes

Hail State 

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

HATIN' *** SPURRIER PUTS WEEK SIX IN A RUSSIAN SPACESHIP

FAREWELL, LITTLE COSMONAUT HALLIDAY

Spoiler

When you see a chance to pull a twig off the Dan Hawkins coaching bonsai, Oregon, I guess you gotta do it.

Lookin' dumb at home made Tim Allen a TV star, so I see what Oregon's going for.

BYU didn't have a backup ready? Thought that was kind of a habit out in Utah.

Good news is BYU's playoff hopes have their own planet now.

D'you see that Louisville/Syracuse game? Really? Why?

General Montgomery beat Syracuse too, so I think we should see what Bobby Petrino can do with an M3 Lee.

I did see their coach talking about people cutting other people's heads off, so it's good to see someone already understands how the ACC ends up with ten 4-4 teams in conference every year.

Think Ned Yost is doing a real good job coaching up Florida's offense. Ten runs don't just make themselves, yanno.

Will Muschamp's favorite erotic story is the Pagliacci joke.

Will Muschamp's runnin' the Weight Watchers offense - limited points, questionable long-term, and ends with you crying into a bag of chocolate chips in the shower.

Nice checkerboard trick in the stands, though. Neyland Stadium's now the quietest Cracker Barrel.

Losing to Kentucky is like ******** your pants: I do it about once every twenty years, and it usually comes from eating what some dude you don't know named "JoJo" cooked up for you.

I wouldn't put "lost to Purdue" on the death certificate, Tim Beckman. That's how you get an insurance investigation.

Randy Edsall said Maryland was his dream job and, sure enough, that defense isn't real.

If Kevin Sumlin were a Roman he'd be called 50/50 cause he's puttin' up at least two Ls in conference a year.

Sumlin would be ideal for Florida lately, though. He can't spy a quarterback for miles around, either.

Texas A&M beat us pretty bad. Guess Poland wasn't a real good indicator of the Wehrmacht's strength of schedule, were they?

Look at the Tennessee-Florida rivalry from the Vols side and you can see why they don't believe in evolution.

Hey Bobby Stoops: If I wanted to pay millions just to get humiliated by a fly-eating cold-blooded lizard in Texas I'd challenge Rick Perry to an election.

Hey Bobby, I thought you had to drive past the book depository on the other side of town for that treatment.

Hey Bobby, Katy Perry wants to call Trevor Knight because she's back on gluten and wants to try some of those great turnovers he makes.

Don't feel bad, Bobby. If Texas Christians weren't so good at bamboozling folks, Joel Osteen would be substitute teaching.

I think the answer for Alabama's special teams is to get fans to tear down the goalposts before the game.

The last thing Ole Miss people carried around like those goalposts came from a weird night in Memphis and required three rounds of antibiotics.

Not many programs would put a geology class in on offense, but you know Stanford. Just can't stop innovating.

The Stanford offense is a lot of unnecessary pain that doesn't get you anything, so Condi Rice is gonna love it.

Bad weekend for traditional powers. Even Baylor struggled to put away Texas.

Nice of James Franklin to donate his old team to science.

Auburn's criminally underrated, and I mean that quite literally.

Showing up three quarters late to every game is a bold strategy, but Les Miles has always had issues with clock management.

Gus Malzahn's only had to beat an old man, a fat drunk, and a crazy guy. That's not even the appetizer course at Dana Holgorsen's Fight Club Easter Brunch.

You're a fool if you didn't have Miami losing to math's team by at least eleven.

Bhopal gas line also looked great in practice, Brady Hoke.

Pat Haden's gotta be grateful that Sark's spared him from any conflict of interest issues, though.

Losing to Utah's a great way to show you're ready for that Bama job, Jim Mora.

Lou Holtz kept calling Nebraska's running back "Ameer Muhammad," but he was in the same scouting troop as the Prophet.

Michigan State is our nation's college football hobo: just a quarter short of getting it together. (Also, has knocked out Bo Pelini recently in an unsanctioned street fight.)

Laika set some records in a loss too, Connor Halliday.

I know this Kentucky loss looks bad, but it ain't like we got beat by South Carolina.

 

[dacomeup]

So much gold in Hatin' Spurrier this week. 

 

[do work son]

too many quotables

 

[T0INE]

 

ohhhhhhhhhh his mom........she's sexy as ****......

Also mother to Landon Collins.

Was wondering if that was his mom as well because she looked familiar.

All in her feels because none of her sons with to LSU.

She is indeed bad.

 

[10508 cardo jr ln]

Abernathy bout to announce Vol.

*Plays JD Welcome to Atlanta*

First 17 games at UTk

Butch Jones 7-10
Derek Dooley 9-8

Butch got the "fire" tho lol /mad

 

[herbshuttles15]

What does the "k" stand for?

 

[T0INE]

^Knoxville I assume.

 

[Bobby Layne]

UK FR DE Llyod Tubman was arrested and charged with rape today. 

http://www.courier-journal.com/stor...ky-footballs-lloyd-tubman-suspended/16869291/

 

[mr marcus]

dudes wildin

 

[T0INE]

dudes wildin

 

[herbshuttles15]

^Knoxville I assume.

completely forgot about that, I was expecting a slight

 

[imlive365]

How many of you bought some of those 88. Cent tickets to the game this weekend

 

[Bobby Layne]

@MrDrew_Taylor  ·  19m 19 minutes ago
Desmonte Leonard found guilty on capital murder charge in 2012 #Auburn shooting case (UPDATED w/ attorney comments): http://tinyurl.com/lggdjs9 

NJ QB Brandon Wimbush flipped his commitment from PSU to ND. 

http://notredame.247sports.com/Bolt/Top100-QB-Commits-To-Notre-Dame-31837174

 

[dacomeup]

Damn, Winbush is a baller.

 

[dacomeup]

Not even sure what this means, but yea.

http://cfbmatrix.wpengine.com/?p=16213

 

[gunna get it]

Abernathy bout to announce Vol.

*Plays JD Welcome to Atlanta*

First 17 games at UTk

Butch Jones 7-10
Derek Dooley 9-8

Butch got the "fire" tho lol /mad

[emoji]128514[/emoji] yep Ur mad, zero context to those stats.

*JD Adlib* Yo yiyiyiyiYoooo!
*beat drops*

*Butch throws on hawks jersey*

 

[Bobby Layne]

@osgators  ·  4h 4 hours ago
UFPD releases details of scuffle b/t #Gators QB Skyler Mornhinweg and DT Gerald Willis over a missing pair of cleats: http://bit.ly/1t1yB1Z 

 

[champcruthik]

Damn, Winbush is a baller.

Surprised Brandon flipped from the Nittany Lions. I get Penn State just lost convincingly to Northwestern, but thought Franklin could sell Wimbush on being the Sean Payton of CFB. Which I believe to be relatively true offensively. Brandon is going to have a better career at South Bend than Everett Golson.

Franklin was putting in work in New Jersey with Blacknall and the athletic TE, always forget his name. Played basketball in HS too.

 

[dacomeup]

Remember when the Under the Lights game at Michigan was supposed to be a tough ticket to get? 

 

[champcruthik]

Remember when the Under the Lights game at Michigan was supposed to be a tough ticket to get? 

When I visited AA, all the memorabilia stores were promoting "Under the Lights" paraphernalia.

Likely moving my UM trip, man. Staying in Jersey for Wisky/RU, might come November 22nd for Maryland instead.

 

[Bobby Layne]

When I visited AA, all the memorabilia stores were promoting "Under the Lights" paraphernalia.

Likely moving my UM trip, man. Staying in Jersey for Wisky/RU, might come November 22nd for Maryland instead.

If the AD Dave Brandon isn't fired by then, there is suppose to be a boycott for that game. 

 

[champcruthik]

If the AD Dave Brandon isn't fired by then, there is suppose to be a boycott for that game. 

I mean, I want to come for the 29th for the Horseshoe but highly doubt she's down to hike to Columbus.