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No love for Antoine walkers shimmy?
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or noahs guns of glory eitherNo love for Antoine walkers shimmy?
Darius miles q rich head thing?
Russ’s finger guns are better than everyone else’s for a number of reasons. For one, he blows on them before he puts them away. I’m guessing he does that because, in the movies, whenever someone shoots a gun, there’s smoke coming out of the barrel (Russell Westbrook: Pretend Gun Safety Advocate). But maybe it’s because his fingertips are raw from all of the shots he’s taken since he never, ever passes?
Also, he shouts “BOOM!” whenever he holsters them, and that’s just marvelous. I don’t understand the “BOOM!” Shouldn’t the “BOOM!” happen when the shot goes up? I don’t want to understand the “BOOM!” I just want to see it over and over and over again.
And let’s talk about the holsters. He holsters his finger guns like he never, ever wants them to ever, ever leave the holster again. He holsters them like they were disrespectful in front of company, and so now he’s putting them to bed early.
I assume he does everything with the same aggression. Making a sandwich? Boom! Get on the bread, cheese! And then slams it down. Filling out his W-2? Boom! Zero dependents, yo! And then he big-faces his accountant. Putting a baby to sleep? Boom! Goodnight, little baby! And then he mega-dunks the baby into the crib.
Nah . That doesn't even go with Durant. He looks like a nerd doing that ish....
They're dead wrong on Sheed's "Ball don't lie." If Mike's shoulder shrug is beyond cool (as it should be), Sheed's "Ball don't lie" needs to be beyond transcendent. Dudes say that CONSTANTLY now.
did Nike pay lebron to strip down like that? otherwise, what the hell would compel a man to get down to his draws like that?
i do the kobe face constantly...They're dead wrong on Sheed's "Ball don't lie." If Mike's shoulder shrug is beyond cool (as it should be), Sheed's "Ball don't lie" needs to be beyond transcendent. Dudes say that CONSTANTLY now.