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OG always got that impeccable timing
1st (strip) club experience- MANY girls on me- how to avoid sensory overload?
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OG always got that impeccable timing
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How to avoid sensory overload?
have you never been around females before or what?
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How to avoid sensory overload?
have you never been around females before or what?
punchline rapper
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I'm on a diet though. How many light beers I have to drink to get drunk or to the point I don't overthink everything? Smilerface. I weigh like 280 so take that into account. I didn't even mention the presence of borderline celebrities (if I named them most people would know who they are, if not you could google them and tons of results would come up). That plus the drinking plus the hood/suburbrats, p;us the 500 dollars is going to equal some craziness. I'm sure somebody from the crew will get camera phone video. Maybe I'll post it if it's not too DancingBear.
If it was just a regular lapdance like Mya on Carson Daly, that'd be nothing. But like I said, imagine Mya is naked or just in a g string, plus also the catch of Girlfriends, plus the cast of (insert show with white females because it's going to be lots of them too and they have no discretion either) and they are all out to 1 up each other. Im'ma wear some button fly Levis (fresh, I don't do the 500 wears no wash like you stinky booty dudes), that way it'd be too much trouble for them to try to get at the peice. Then while they're fiddling around with it trying, (insert Dave Chappele, "Nah Man, I'm cool" gif)
But can someone read at least just the op and tell me how they'd navigate the entire situation. Then what course of action do you think makes me come out looking the least like a square?
If it was just a regular lapdance like Mya on Carson Daly, that'd be nothing. But like I said, imagine Mya is naked or just in a g string, plus also the catch of Girlfriends, plus the cast of (insert show with white females because it's going to be lots of them too and they have no discretion either) and they are all out to 1 up each other. Im'ma wear some button fly Levis (fresh, I don't do the 500 wears no wash like you stinky booty dudes), that way it'd be too much trouble for them to try to get at the peice. Then while they're fiddling around with it trying, (insert Dave Chappele, "Nah Man, I'm cool" gif)
But can someone read at least just the op and tell me how they'd navigate the entire situation. Then what course of action do you think makes me come out looking the least like a square?
punchline rapper
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I'm on a diet though. How many light beers I have to drink to get drunk or to the point I don't overthink everything? Smilerface. I weigh like 280 so take that into account. I didn't even mention the presence of borderline celebrities (if I named them most people would know who they are, if not you could google them and tons of results would come up). That plus the drinking plus the hood/suburbrats, p;us the 500 dollars is going to equal some craziness. I'm sure somebody from the crew will get camera phone video. Maybe I'll post it if it's not too DancingBear.
If it was just a regular lapdance like Mya on Carson Daly, that'd be nothing. But like I said, imagine Mya is naked or just in a g string, plus also the catch of Girlfriends, plus the cast of (insert show with white females because it's going to be lots of them too and they have no discretion either) and they are all out to 1 up each other. Im'ma wear some button fly Levis (fresh, I don't do the 500 wears no wash like you stinky booty dudes), that way it'd be too much trouble for them to try to get at the peice. Then while they're fiddling around with it trying, (insert Dave Chappele, "Nah Man, I'm cool" gif)
But can someone read at least just the op and tell me how they'd navigate the entire situation. Then what course of action do you think makes me come out looking the least like a square?
If it was just a regular lapdance like Mya on Carson Daly, that'd be nothing. But like I said, imagine Mya is naked or just in a g string, plus also the catch of Girlfriends, plus the cast of (insert show with white females because it's going to be lots of them too and they have no discretion either) and they are all out to 1 up each other. Im'ma wear some button fly Levis (fresh, I don't do the 500 wears no wash like you stinky booty dudes), that way it'd be too much trouble for them to try to get at the peice. Then while they're fiddling around with it trying, (insert Dave Chappele, "Nah Man, I'm cool" gif)
But can someone read at least just the op and tell me how they'd navigate the entire situation. Then what course of action do you think makes me come out looking the least like a square?
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My dude scared of the touch of woman.
You got any other stories for us OP? I can see you now straight runnin from the P.
You got any other stories for us OP? I can see you now straight runnin from the P.
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My dude scared of the touch of woman.
You got any other stories for us OP? I can see you now straight runnin from the P.
You got any other stories for us OP? I can see you now straight runnin from the P.
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Ma'am, over you head, this joke just went.Originally Posted by Nawth21
Well not simultaneously
This isn't a real day!
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Ma'am, over you head, this joke just went.Originally Posted by Nawth21
Well not simultaneously
This isn't a real day!
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if youre on a diet why you messin with light beers?
the alcohol to calorie ratio for light beer is still very low. you might as well jsut start rapid firing shots of everclear (probably the best alc% to calorie ratio), or 151.
the alcohol to calorie ratio for light beer is still very low. you might as well jsut start rapid firing shots of everclear (probably the best alc% to calorie ratio), or 151.
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if youre on a diet why you messin with light beers?
the alcohol to calorie ratio for light beer is still very low. you might as well jsut start rapid firing shots of everclear (probably the best alc% to calorie ratio), or 151.
the alcohol to calorie ratio for light beer is still very low. you might as well jsut start rapid firing shots of everclear (probably the best alc% to calorie ratio), or 151.
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First of all, if you're being serious...as already mentioned, You'd be wise to fap it a couple times beforehand (super PAUSE). If you're that overly conscious of it, and you go in there with a fully loaded clip, it will not end well.
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First of all, if you're being serious...as already mentioned, You'd be wise to fap it a couple times beforehand (super PAUSE). If you're that overly conscious of it, and you go in there with a fully loaded clip, it will not end well.
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stupid yuku double.
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stupid yuku double.
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Wear like 4 pairs of briefs that will act as a pamper of sorts for the semen. That way when your firing off hopefully it will only penetrate 2-3 pairs deep. Once they finish go to the restroom enter one of the stalls pull off the sticky undys and toss them in the garbage. Problem solved.
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Wear like 4 pairs of briefs that will act as a pamper of sorts for the semen. That way when your firing off hopefully it will only penetrate 2-3 pairs deep. Once they finish go to the restroom enter one of the stalls pull off the sticky undys and toss them in the garbage. Problem solved.
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pig love
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This is what got me
" because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to "
" because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to "
pig love
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This is what got me
" because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to "
" because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to "
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i don't know. I'm overweight so a heart attack is a possibility too. I've never been looking at more than 2 ******* at the same time, not counting on a screen obviously. I think Im'ma be sitting there with ******* and +!! all over the place and have the face like Carl Winslow in my avatar.
quote....pure lulz....kna'mean.....haha
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i don't know. I'm overweight so a heart attack is a possibility too. I've never been looking at more than 2 ******* at the same time, not counting on a screen obviously. I think Im'ma be sitting there with ******* and +!! all over the place and have the face like Carl Winslow in my avatar.
quote....pure lulz....kna'mean.....haha
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Yo, why wouldn't you want to bust one off in the strip club? Might as well get your money's worth.
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Yo, why wouldn't you want to bust one off in the strip club? Might as well get your money's worth.
