1st (strip) club experience- MANY girls on me- how to avoid sensory overload?

[capricorn1229]

Originally Posted by Punchline Rapper

So serious question, mature topic, no troll, how do I not +@%%*+$ in my pants?

Wow. I'm so happy I'm not a dude.

 

[nawth21]

Originally Posted by i am toddzo

rub one out before

^ and drink

 

[nawth21]

Originally Posted by i am toddzo

rub one out before

^ and drink

 

[mosthated770]

put a condom on before you enter the club, thats what i do

 

[mosthated770]

put a condom on before you enter the club, thats what i do

 

[cafinest23]

come on son

 

[cafinest23]

come on son

 

[club29]

you're not gonna bust a nut from grinding.

unless you do....which....

....damn i didnt know that actually happened

 

[club29]

you're not gonna bust a nut from grinding.

unless you do....which....

....damn i didnt know that actually happened

 

[thunderchunk69]

you'll be aight

there will be like 3 chicks tops that you'll want dances from

40% wont even be attractive naked.
edit:

you're not gonna fire one off unless you're going commando in nurse scrubs 

 

[digglo]

1. Buy the girl drinks everytime the server asks you.
2. During lap dances whip it out they like that esp if you in the champange room

 

[Animal Thug]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

put a condom on before you enter the club, thats what i do

  

 

[Animal Thug]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

put a condom on before you enter the club, thats what i do

  

 

[digglo]

1. Buy the girl drinks everytime the server asks you.
2. During lap dances whip it out they like that esp if you in the champange room

 

[b town legend]

Originally Posted by Punchline Rapper

I'm NOT a trick. I don't even be in clubs or associating with these types of people. They gonna flock regardless because hommie is putting 500 up this time. Like I said, it's usually WAY less and still be getting !*! naked and trying to do porno things in front of everybody. For $500 I'm going to get gang raped. I might fake an injury in the next few days, then i wont have to play in the game. But still I know they're going to want me to be there because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to and if there's a news interview will have to be the one to do it because I can finish a sentence without saying, "kna'mean" 4 times.

You HELLA lame for all that.

 

[b town legend]

Originally Posted by Punchline Rapper

I'm NOT a trick. I don't even be in clubs or associating with these types of people. They gonna flock regardless because hommie is putting 500 up this time. Like I said, it's usually WAY less and still be getting !*! naked and trying to do porno things in front of everybody. For $500 I'm going to get gang raped. I might fake an injury in the next few days, then i wont have to play in the game. But still I know they're going to want me to be there because I'm by far the smartest of any of the dudes they talk to and if there's a news interview will have to be the one to do it because I can finish a sentence without saying, "kna'mean" 4 times.

You HELLA lame for all that.

 

[thunderchunk69]

you'll be aight

there will be like 3 chicks tops that you'll want dances from

40% wont even be attractive naked.
edit:

you're not gonna fire one off unless you're going commando in nurse scrubs 

 

[rawex5]

 

[rawex5]

 

[retro23j]

wait what

creaming without smashing?

 

[retrojs10]

Originally Posted by Digglo

1. Buy the girl drinks everytime the server asks you.
2. During lap dances whip it out they like that esp if you in the champange room

 

[retro23j]

wait what

creaming without smashing?

 

[retrojs10]

Originally Posted by Digglo

1. Buy the girl drinks everytime the server asks you.
2. During lap dances whip it out they like that esp if you in the champange room

 

[rocathajordans23]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

wait what

creaming without smashing?

exactly what I was thinking. Is this real life?

 

[rocathajordans23]

Originally Posted by Retro23J

wait what

creaming without smashing?

exactly what I was thinking. Is this real life?