💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[steebie j]

As these seasons go, I can see why some of the cast members were single. They sign up for the show as their last saving grace.

Michaela turned into Hurricane K as her sisters say. She seems the type to take something minor and blow it up. That right there would turn me immediately off. I can’t imagine what ol boy did to have her go THAT crazy.

I kinda cringed when ol girl said something like “looks don’t matter and it’s all about personality” to Jose. But I knew what she was trying to say, it just came out wrong. Jose felt hurt as hell cause he probably used to people clowning him cause he a leprechaun. I knew I wasn’t the only one that got sweet vibes from him.

I wonder what music Brett listens to if it aint. Ryan so intense. Bruh need to relax. I’m not even gonna lie…Brett looks good to me. She’s like a suped up version of Elizabeth. I saw Ryan peeping them tittays a few times at the alter.

I don’t know how Myrla and Gil gonna work out. Two total opposites. I hope they talk finances this season. That will be an interesting conversation. Oh and one of Gil’s groomsmen I went to high or middle school with, I forgot.

The season previews not phasing me. It’s what’s gonna keeps us watching. But what marriages doesn’t go thru ups and downs?

Still going 2/5 this season

 

[Master Zik]

The ATL wives are out here thotting on IG now that they're divorced

I wonder if he ever smashed

 

[spiceman80]

Michaela fine. Energy is dope….she kinda give me some chaos vibes tho

You were spot on. From the looks of the trailer, she has some moments where she legit look like she had a psychotic break.

 

[frshstunna]

I mean a good looking black chick in Houston on this show it’s either problems under the hood or she an actress …Like Paige in ATL, that mass alone woulda had her wifed up on the regular but we saw she not the brightest

 

[atlsfinest]

Gil and Myrla casually talking about their fathers getting murked

 

[Master Zik]

Not cool.

Possibly unhealthy unless I'm missing a mean ongoing morbid joke.

 

[beh235]

It weirdly reminded me of the Martha moment between Batman and Superman

 

[beh235]

Just a few notes as I watch the show now...

The way Jose says to Rachel...."No honey, you're fine" when they first got up to the room...
Brett and Ryan feel very awkward...
Zach....that boy green ...Mikela was rubbing his head like she wanted him to eat her coochie right then and there. It had me dying.

 

[frshstunna]

The scenes from the wedding night always funny cuz a quick ceremony and swapping rings/titles with a stranger n joints ready to give it up …Same ones be having “no hook ups” on profiles and talking bout making dudes wait

 

[Master Zik]

Too much death in these family dinners. Especially dads or daddy issues with Johnny.

Michaela lying saying she don't do the yelling and screaming (and cursing) in arguments.

 

[Ruck13]

Zach....that boy green ...Mikela was rubbing his head like she wanted him to eat her coochie right then and there. It had me dying.

I saw that too like wait a minute...

 

[Hahahaha]

Yooo, was that ***** blowing the toothbrush? Looked like he was sucking it down, **** was weird as hell.

Myrla wack. Always crying and being negative. I don’t understand why she’s on this show, she not the type. The “resort” is weak as **** compared to the last few seasons though and her dad’s murder was nuts. **** so was Gil’s.

Gil’s friend Jeanette was looking good

 

[Mark Antony]

Finally watched an episode of this since this is what the fam was watching and it's clear they setup matches AND mismatches for drama. Kind of ****** up with what these folks are looking for. Bald black dude and ol girl don't match at all.

 

[steebie j]

MAFS cheapening out on the honeymoon spots now? That spot they put them in look like a retirement resort.

Myrla and Gil talking about their dads murders was uncomfortable. I understand time has passed and they’re more comfortable talking about but man….almost seemed like they were seeing with murder was the most ****** up one.

Ryan so dry. He probably think the women he was dating was the problem but I bet it was actually him.

Jose wanting to brush Rachel’s teeth oh yea I’m not with that kissing early in the morning. Hell, even talking that close to each other. I know they breath be humming. Rachel ditching the condoms Jose packed

In the preview for next week, was Michaela trippin Zach had to sleep in the next room cause he might have COVID?

Johnny slowly plotting for that thang thats the only couple I really have faith in.

 

[frshstunna]

They been cutting costs since the pandemic started, you know they ain’t going back to spending

I told y’all from the jump Johnny gon be a wild boy, I see it building

 

[Master Zik]

This ***** Johnny

Never seen anybody make such a big deal out of "I like you" Mans must be stressing hard about how she feels and rejection.

 

[steebie j]

Johnny gonna guilt Bao into telling him she likes him too

boy shivering just to say he like someone. I don’t wanna know what happens when he say he love someone.

 

[Master Zik]

Over 100 first dates

MAFS cheapening out on the honeymoon spots now? That spot they put them in look like a retirement resort.

Its interesting cuz covid hit the last season and forced them to extend the season for months but production didn't drop. They get s13 in Texas under away but I guess covid restrictions hit the when they tried to leave the state or country and find a honeymoon destination. Its not that surprising cuz when I watch Jersey Shore they're vacationing in places basically with abandoned hotels and have it all to themselves.

 

[steebie j]

Bao said the feeling is mutual left boy hanging and he took it

 

[steebie j]

Why did Myrla sign up for this? She’s not eem investing herself in the relationship. Talked **** about the breakfast, decided to work instead of meeting up with the rest of the cast, said ewww to his quilted blanket and got starry eyed when he mentioned Cartier.

If this was real life she would’ve been dismissed

 

[steebie j]

My fiancé said Jose mouth and beard combo look like butthole

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Fugly crew we got this season. I’m back in though.

 

[Master Zik]

This dude Ryan ALWAYS looks like he is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Like smile or look angry or something. Dude just always looks like he's going through it, testing the waters even when his words imply he's happy.

Jose is mad pushy



MAFSFAN got the pairings being 0 for 5 as of current day Did a rundown of the past 12 seasons and the poor percentages of couples that stayed together also.

@ she said I feel like if you keep bringing it up I might have to be in a different bed while mad close to him as if they were about to cuddle

@ Bao being a part of the don't bathe everyday crew Quickly stopped being cute to me.

I know editing is involved heavy for the preview of the next episode but if Gil really is making a damn dog a dealbreaker then he need to get out.

 

[steebie j]

Johnny was trying to get it in but Bao sabotaged that whole plan she don’t t

Ryan is so dry and monotone. Can’t tell whether he’s happy or not.

Michaela throwing fits cause she couldn’t be with Zach in the same room as he’s recovering from COVID? She different.

 

[wavycrocket]

Johnny is an insulated dude, that has had yambs thrown at him due to his status all the time. This a situation slightly outside of that. And he can’t control it cuz it’s on camera.

Like, in that Houston Asian community…he the man. Bao on him, but she not going for the cameras and looking any type of way. He not used to that.