💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

How poorly will the "experts" do by the end of decision day?

  • 0/5 - Truly the worst match making season ever!

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • 1/5 - Worse than usual but not a surprise

    Votes: 6 42.9%
  • 2/5 - Just about right (not counting divorces after decision day)

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • 3/5 - The best they've done in years!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 4/5 - Like Curry from 3, start of a couple matching streak?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 5/5! - Unbelievable! Inconceivable! Real life?! Are they being paid to stay married now? Reunion tho

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    14
Michaela dope man. She cute and looks like a super fun time. Was a little extra during the wedding but I’ll chalk it up to excitement. Hopefully my dude smashed first night. She was ready to give it up too. But I’m sure he’s a good guy and didn’t.

I hate they milking these weddings episodes. I thought all would be married but waiting on two smh. I feel bad for Gil. It’s still early but if they stay married I’ll be surprised. Myrla talking about lifestyle this, lifestyle that…shut yo fine *** up :lol I hope they do a breakdown of their spending. I wanna see just how high maintenance she is.

For some reason I have no faith in Ryan and tig ol bitties Brett or that other couple.

I think this season going 2/5. Michaela/Zach and Bao/Johnny.
 
I hate when they make bad matches and they have picky people complaining. Myrla got way too many demands, you single cause of that. He partied, she doesn’t. He likes dogs, she doesn’t. She doesn’t like bald men, he’s bald. I don’t understand this match at all.

Michaela too much. Turn that **** way down. I’d be annoyed as **** after a couple minutes. Zach seem too quiet and reserved for her. She probably got way more bodies than he does.
 
Watching the first half of last night's ep. Zach turned into waterbags quick af lol. I think he feels pressure because he feels like the odd man out in his family, I hope it works or else that boy gonna be a wreck.

Did anyone notice how Bao's father looks like an Asian version of Mr. Feeny?
 
I hate when they make bad matches and they have picky people complaining. Myrla got way too many demands, you single cause of that. He partied, she doesn’t. He likes dogs, she doesn’t. She doesn’t like bald men, he’s bald. I don’t understand this match at all.

Thats my issue with the show. They stay trying to match couples based off potential. Myrla and Gil a good looking couple but that’s about it. She doesn’t like dogs, bald heads, frugal, etc. why match her up with someone who has all that? No wonder why batting less than .100 throughout 13 seasons.
 
Yeah I missed the first hour as well. Don't want to say it but this Zach seems a bit soft. Very quick to get emotional and cry.

I can see Michaela making him cry in a fight.

Damn she fine as ****. Big *** smile and all.
Thats my issue with the show. They stay trying to match couples based off potential. Myrla and Gil a good looking couple but that’s about it. She doesn’t like dogs, bald heads, frugal, etc. why match her up with someone who has all that? No wonder why batting less than .100 throughout 13 seasons.
They always try that opposites attract reasoning when the differences are really clashes. They be hoping the differences will be overlooked and sort of accepted or some ****.

They seem to only be focused on decision day. **** fall a part after, oh well. They got enough pairings for Couples Cam.
 
Thats my issue with the show. They stay trying to match couples based off potential. Myrla and Gil a good looking couple but that’s about it. She doesn’t like dogs, bald heads, frugal, etc. why match her up with someone who has all that? No wonder why batting less than .100 throughout 13 seasons.
The “experts” talk a good game but they end up matching on the superficial level or whatever imaginary perfect match they see in their mind, no in between …Ignoring obvious signs n not using critical thinking, makes for terrible matches n good entertainment :lol :hat
 
:lol: @ them casually playing a drinking game based off what they got in common.

This boy Ryan already lying for the camera.

Jose and Gil scaring their wives early :lol:

Brett aint ready to be married.

Johnny should see somebody about needing to be touched and touching ppl to show affection.

Seems like Zack smashed multiple times wedding night but these previews making Michaela look CRAZY!!!
 
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Yea from the season previews light skin shorty looks crazy af, can see why shorty was single :lol: …Can’t be with a joint that turn up like that and bring arguments in public :{ …Gotta see what yo be doing to make her so mad tho
 
I'm watching the first half that I missed last night and I had to rewind and pause on the cthe picture portion of Rachel and Jose's wedding to make sure I wasn't seeing things, and they look like two friends that went to a wedding together lol.
 
This white couple is dead on arrival. No chemistry and the dude looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. Dude seems miserable!

She is a liberal teacher who was against hunting and he works in oil and gas, hunts and is MAGA, word to aepps20 aepps20

Zack is too sensitive. The guy was at their wedding dinner pouring his heart out about being bullied in high school. No woman is trying to hear that!

Jose is really feeling himself. "I've bought and paid for two houses and got into a master's program, I'm perfect!". Just because you own a home, rental property and go to University of Phoenix doesn't make you perfect homeboy.
 
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🤔 That would explain a lot about his personality.
He does seem a little...sweet

He seems a little too self-absorbed and into himself.


I agree lol

I didn't want to be the first to say it but son's whole vibe and smile had me thinking did they cast a gay dude? Again?

Dawg…that scene after the wedding where they were sipping the champagne, and he had his legs crossed and the way he was holding the champagne glass :lol.
 
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