⚽️THE FOOTY THREAD: PSG v Bayern

[noskey]

This would be hilarious if it werent a foregone conclusion that Real is about to drop 5 in a row on Brugge.




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[Coupé It]

First the French farmers run rampant, now the Belgian farmers

You'll soon be able to harvest crops at the Bernabeu at this rate

Mourinho gonna come out the corn fields ready to save the day like in Field of Dreams...

 

[jking0821]

I just don’t understand why RM are playing such a high line with the speed CB have upfront. It’s obvious they aren’t going to win a foot race with Ramos and nacho back there

 

[Belgium]

Dennis fumbles it in regularly. I don't know if he just can't dribble or if he's pulling off some 5d chess moves to confuse the opponent but he does the same thing in the Belgian competition. You could call it his signature finish.

 

[ROYGBiV]

If anything a Mou Madrid had that grittiness. Dirty as team, but fought for the W

 

[jape]

real madrid need more speed all around

 

[Coupé It]

 

[vtotheinay]

Wow I didn't even see him do the ronaldo celebration. Incredible

 

[Black Lotus]

courtois got benched

 

[Armada]

lmfaooooooo he subbed off t boat

 

[Coupé It]

OMG BRO.....

ZIDANE subbing Courtois off at halftime for Areola






You can’t make this stuff up. Take that Flo.

POW POW

 

[vtotheinay]

Omfg what is Kovac doing. No Thiago, no Javi and Kimmich in the midfield instead of RB. Tolisso at the 6?!?! WTF is this guy trying to get sacked??

 

[Belgium]

He really subbed off Courtois
Bruh I can't

 

[MetalMario]

Coutious off as well as Marcelo on.

 

[vtotheinay]

Belgium what's going on here????

 

[Armada]

Cancelo and Mendy start

 

[Belgium]

Belgium what's going on here????

Eriksen isn't married.

 

[Armada]

damn If t boat was still in goal probably would’ve been 3

 

[vtotheinay]

Eriksen isn't married.

Gotcha. Yeah the rumors are saying it was his girl not his wife but it's blowing up all over the internet haha. Sounds fake but everyone's running with it

 

[Sinner]

Offside!

NOPE!

 

[Armada]

wait what goal?! How Ramos was clearly off

 

[Black Lotus]

Off by a mile...

 

[Coupé It]

Bro am I seeing things, was Ramos off there? After VAR checked it too?

am I trippin?

 

[Black Lotus]

that was some ********

 

[Armada]

This is absolutely baffling