Caught a $150 parking in a handicap apartment ticket, and noooo I'm not the ***hole who parks in the handicap spots even though I'm not handicap, I lived in the handicap apartment of a college apartment building and parking was hectic so I'm like hey since I got the handicap apartment I'ma just...
You pack your bags and grab all your stuff including anything you ever bought for the house like a television or an table
Take your name off everything and never pay a single bill for that house again.
Then go sleep with her bestfriend