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I didn't formally put my notice in. Just took a few days of vacation. Started the new job and quickly realized the doctor was a pervert so I quit on the second day :lol :{ Cause you're soft, b.

My Ambien bottle was in the wrong place. Mistook it for my Adderall. Took the Ambien at 6am. On third espresso. Job interview in three hours. FML.

Young people in coffins

This. This. This.

Automatic jail :lol :{

Overrated. I spent >$8 for these at Whole Foods. Yes, I'm mad :lol

Next flight I buy to SFO will definitely be a one way ticket. Not sure if you're ready for a new roommate :lol

Funeral on Tuesday and another on Wednesday :{ I'm looking at plane tickets leaving on Thursday. I need a vacation :( Tiger.

If you come to Virginia Beach to vacation.

I need a foldable bike

As I delve deeper into the season I see I was wrong :lol I do hate people like he does though

I love this place but the owner is a ****! Also we frequent a lot of the same restaurants...how haven't we met 8o

I just started this (on ep 2) and it's great. Elliot reminds me so much of myself :eek

:rollin

Apparently I sleepwalk, and talk, and text :lol Ambien :{ :o

But I don't pay for ***** 128568

I start my new job today. Haven't formally quit my other one though :lol

I'm embarrassed by my road rage :{

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