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When you piss in your laundry basket full of freshly washed clothes.
When you fall off of your bed in the middle of the night and crack your head on the radiator. Then you start bleeding everywhere and ruin a nice blackwatch Polo that you never meant to fall asleep in in the first place.
When you fail at making yourself throw up
When you end up on the street at 7 am January 1, 2011 in NYC, with one sneaker, no wallet and no idea of how you got there. Then you hop in a cab anyway and demand he take you where you please.
When you fail at making yourself throw up and end up dry heaving.
When you fight a kid dressed as a penguin on halloween.
When you find yourself puking in the front yard of your house in nothing but your boxers.
When you smoke a cigarette inside of the Rutgers drunk bus on halloween.
Good times man.
When you fall off of your bed in the middle of the night and crack your head on the radiator. Then you start bleeding everywhere and ruin a nice blackwatch Polo that you never meant to fall asleep in in the first place.
When you fail at making yourself throw up
When you end up on the street at 7 am January 1, 2011 in NYC, with one sneaker, no wallet and no idea of how you got there. Then you hop in a cab anyway and demand he take you where you please.
When you fail at making yourself throw up and end up dry heaving.
When you fight a kid dressed as a penguin on halloween.
When you find yourself puking in the front yard of your house in nothing but your boxers.
When you smoke a cigarette inside of the Rutgers drunk bus on halloween.
Good times man.
