Name: AJ
DOB: 03/25/1988
Location: Philly
First Live Event: Randomly got free tix to Raw 10/29/10. Hadn't consistently watched since '04ish. I think there was a KOTR tournament that night. I know I heard Sheamus' music a lot. So. Many. ******g. Limes.
Top 3: Austin, Angle, Jericho (sorry, RVD)
Currents: CM Punk, I want to say Ziggler but they treat him like an eternal *****, so I'll name Cesaro as my alternate.
WWF kid since the Rock was still wearing $500 shirts and looking like a blackish Elvis. My sister still flinches when she hears the word "Sharpshooter".
I've been in and out of wrestling since like '04, and I really don't think I missed all that much. I do feel like I would've liked Muhammad Hassan and John Morrison tho. I also hate Edge's spear. CM Punk and the Shield are pretty much keeping me watching at this point.
I'm a closet mark. I barely tell anyone I still watch because the **** has become embarrassingly trash sometimes (my Netflix queue sniiches on me to my GF tho), but I've been back into it for real since about RR last year. I lurk this thread pretty much every week and recently decided I'm gonna participate more since it seems like a lot of fun.
Predictions:
Cena will not lose clean to a full-time roster member.
Brodus Clay will finally drop that Funkasaurus ******itude.
We get a real belt at some point and not this giant class ring from Marky Mark University.
CM Punk will continue to be disrespected.
The Streak ends this year. It shouldn't, but that never stopped them before.
Kane will retire. (please? I want to imagine him as mask-and-flaming-tank-top Kane again and this double-masked impostor)
The Cruiserweight Division comes back.
King retires. (Please? No further explanation needed.)
The IC title is pushed as more important. Has to, main event scene is too crowded.
We will get one more epic JR soundbite.
...guess that's it. Hi guys.
Tensai may as well complete the full mockery and join a stable with Ryder, Santino and Yoshi Tatsu
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