You know, when I saw that there would be a KoTR tounament
I couldn't help but sit back and laugh
thinking "Why do we need a tournament to prove that I am the king of the ring? I prove it every single night."
Then I actually looked at the brackets and see that tonight, I'm facing.... Hymen Man.
Now I understand why this underachieving, underwhelming, undercarder kept throwing pot shots at me a few weeks back.
Well check it, starting now, the only shots you will be taking will be taking;
is a shot to the skull when I close fist the hell out of you in the ring (while the ref isnt't looking, of course)
a shot to your ego, after I leave you laying on your back in the ring, a loser.
and multiple shots of your alcohol of choice at the local bar, later tonight, as you wash away your sorrows and embarrassment of tonight's performance.
Unfortunately for you, hymen, your match with me will be the shortest of the night (we all know you desperately need the TV time).
2 minutes and 20 seconds Hymen.
2 minutes.. and 20 seconds.
1 minute, 25 seconds for my entrance spectacle. (of course)
and 45 seconds for the actual match.
(I left a 10 second window just in case they actually give you a televised entrance )
Tonight, I will give you all a small sample of why I am entertainment. Why I am the "it" factor. and why I am the King of The Ring.
I suggest you DO NOT come out to the ring tonight... or I will break your "hymen....man."
Oh and [color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]Carlos Mencia[/color] [color= rgb(0, 102, 255)]Fraud27[/color] VienteSiete, if you try to screw me tonight
(because we all know you are bout that screwjob life)
trust me, I will hurt you. (no ITO
)
Now quote that.