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im gonna order one of these
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Originally Posted by Carlos Tevez
"This mammoth beast is 5.5 inches wide, 3.5 inches deep and 9 inches tall".
That sounds like an accurate description of my penis.
Q: Do giant gummy bears have souls?
A: Nope.
Q: Is it awkward to eat the genital area of the giant gummy bear? Because I'd imagine that it is.
A: Luckily our gummy bears are androgynous and do not have such areas. So, you can eat the entire gummy bear without any awkward moments.
Q: If i buy 2 Can i mate them and start a farm?
A: Sorry, but our gummy bears do not mate. But you could get two World's Largest Gummy Bears and a bunch of Giant Gummy Bears on a Stick and have a happy little family.
Q: If I buy this for my girlfriend will in increase her breast size ?
A: Um, no.
Q: is it legal to marry one of these?
A: We don't know of any state that allows marriage to an inanimate object.
Q: Can you dress it up in baby clothes, and name it? I want to name mine Frederick.
A: Whatever floats your boat!
Q: Is it wrong that I feel a slight sexual attraction to the green ones?
A: To each their own, we say!
Lol, hella more random questions.
Originally Posted by SkyyPilot
Haha woulda made a good secret santa gift..
Originally Posted by SWOBOYdeHTEEZY
Nah. I'd rather eat 1,400 regular-sized ones in a sitting. The variety of flavors is what attracts me in the first place.
Originally Posted by mytmouse76
Originally Posted by SWOBOYdeHTEEZY
Nah. I'd rather eat 1,400 regular-sized ones in a sitting. The variety of flavors is what attracts me in the first place.