Would you dunk on your mom? vol. 1

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by Futuristic


Easy answer....YES. I doorway dunk on her all the time. 

I catch her slipping walking out of the living room sometimes. She's completely unsuspecting and I'm right around the corner, as soon as she walks through that door, BOOM! . I was mean mugging for about 30 seconds

Funny I came in here to type this because I used to do the SAME thing to my OG all the time... got to a point she started punching me in my stomach afterwards... I'ma doorway dunk my lady tonight and hit her with the Shawn Kemp double point afterwards 
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Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by Futuristic


Easy answer....YES. I doorway dunk on her all the time. 

I catch her slipping walking out of the living room sometimes. She's completely unsuspecting and I'm right around the corner, as soon as she walks through that door, BOOM! . I was mean mugging for about 30 seconds

Funny I came in here to type this because I used to do the SAME thing to my OG all the time... got to a point she started punching me in my stomach afterwards... I'ma doorway dunk my lady tonight and hit her with the Shawn Kemp double point afterwards 
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Originally Posted by TonyReali

Nope, but I would dunk my balls on OP's mom.



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Why would you even be playing basketball with your mom?Chances are if you are your 10yrs or under and you can't dunk anyway.  
 
Originally Posted by TonyReali

Nope, but I would dunk my balls on OP's mom.



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Why would you even be playing basketball with your mom?Chances are if you are your 10yrs or under and you can't dunk anyway.  
 
Originally Posted by Futuristic


Easy answer....YES. I doorway dunk on her all the time. 

I catch her slipping walking out of the living room sometimes. She's completely unsuspecting and I'm right around the corner, as soon as she walks through that door, BOOM! I doorway dunk her *@+ into the fridge. Not last time, but the time before she had to get three stitches cause she hit her head on the dog bowl. I was mean mugging for about 30 seconds before I realized she was actually hurt.
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Originally Posted by Futuristic


Easy answer....YES. I doorway dunk on her all the time. 

I catch her slipping walking out of the living room sometimes. She's completely unsuspecting and I'm right around the corner, as soon as she walks through that door, BOOM! I doorway dunk her *@+ into the fridge. Not last time, but the time before she had to get three stitches cause she hit her head on the dog bowl. I was mean mugging for about 30 seconds before I realized she was actually hurt.
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No, but I would dunk on my sister with a quickness then step on her stomach just in case she's pregnant, because that's the last thing she, I, my parents, or the world, and legal system need.
 
No, but I would dunk on my sister with a quickness then step on her stomach just in case she's pregnant, because that's the last thing she, I, my parents, or the world, and legal system need.
 
yall spoiled as %+@#, my mother would have whipped my !$! for even jumping in the house
 
yall spoiled as %+@#, my mother would have whipped my !$! for even jumping in the house
 
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