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Sneakerhead Anonymus: Confessions of shoe connoisseurs.
- When you love your shoes more than your girl.
- When you care for them so much that you keep them in zip-lock bags.
- when you're moving, you have to make ONE trip just for your shoes.
- When it's raining and you "can't let your babies get wet" so you take them off and walk with your socks.
- When you ALWAYS look down at peoples feet and have the urge to ask them where they got those at.
- When you never wear them because you're afraid of getting the slighest crease on them.
- When your whole life is over because you get a crease.
- When you dislike people who say "they're just shoes."
- When you know EVERYONE that works in every shoe store at the mall and see who can get you a discount...and STILL go early eventhough you know your pair issecure.
- When you decided that you're going to put your kids into some fly %@@ sneakers just to get them in the habit of being a shoe head.
- When your day is complete just because someone said "I like your shoes."
- When you're constantly looking at EVERYONE through your peripherals to see if you're "turning heads" or "breaking necks"
- When you have, or have had, a status dedicated to your shoes on Facebook.
- When you browse 'Flightclub', 'NikeTalk', 'Kixandthecity', 'Pickyourshoes' and so on, to find the newest "heat" forsale.
- When you find a girl 10 times sexier because she's wearin the newest Jordans.
- When you will not ACCEPT playing in any other brand shoes, you'd rather crush yours just because thats all you wear.
- When you have to take full body pics just so people can see the shoes you're wearing.
- When you take pictures of the new shoes you just bought and send it to at least 5 people in your phonebook.
- When you NEVER throw away the box, paper, or cardboard inside the shoe, or receipt, if its a major release.
- When you and your friends have nicknames for the shoes, and mistakenly call them by their nickname when you go buy them at the store...and STILL get mad whenthe employee doesn't know what shoe you're talking about.
- When you feel like only shoeheads should work at shoe stores.
- When you know better than to buy off of Ebay.
- When you have at least 3 pairs of shoes that you have yet to wear, and bought them more than 6 months ago.
- When you love your shoes more than your girl.
- When you care for them so much that you keep them in zip-lock bags.
- when you're moving, you have to make ONE trip just for your shoes.
- When it's raining and you "can't let your babies get wet" so you take them off and walk with your socks.
- When you ALWAYS look down at peoples feet and have the urge to ask them where they got those at.
- When you never wear them because you're afraid of getting the slighest crease on them.
- When your whole life is over because you get a crease.
- When you dislike people who say "they're just shoes."
- When you know EVERYONE that works in every shoe store at the mall and see who can get you a discount...and STILL go early eventhough you know your pair issecure.
- When you decided that you're going to put your kids into some fly %@@ sneakers just to get them in the habit of being a shoe head.
- When your day is complete just because someone said "I like your shoes."
- When you're constantly looking at EVERYONE through your peripherals to see if you're "turning heads" or "breaking necks"
- When you have, or have had, a status dedicated to your shoes on Facebook.
- When you browse 'Flightclub', 'NikeTalk', 'Kixandthecity', 'Pickyourshoes' and so on, to find the newest "heat" forsale.
- When you find a girl 10 times sexier because she's wearin the newest Jordans.
- When you will not ACCEPT playing in any other brand shoes, you'd rather crush yours just because thats all you wear.
- When you have to take full body pics just so people can see the shoes you're wearing.
- When you take pictures of the new shoes you just bought and send it to at least 5 people in your phonebook.
- When you NEVER throw away the box, paper, or cardboard inside the shoe, or receipt, if its a major release.
- When you and your friends have nicknames for the shoes, and mistakenly call them by their nickname when you go buy them at the store...and STILL get mad whenthe employee doesn't know what shoe you're talking about.
- When you feel like only shoeheads should work at shoe stores.
- When you know better than to buy off of Ebay.
- When you have at least 3 pairs of shoes that you have yet to wear, and bought them more than 6 months ago.