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I was at a bar with a dance floor last night. Literally the second I step on it I get yanked from behind by a girl who looked similar to the wildebeest above.I said, NOOOOOOO...... I need a beer! She kept molesting me, so I just stood there taking it until she finally said "you really need that beer don'tyou?"
Uh, yeah. Thank goodness there was an ungodly amount of fine women there last night. I would have been scarred forever.