Why is it that most men are so insecure about their man package?

[tim teufel]

The married girl I'm seeing keeps complaining of how small her man is down there and other girls I see complain of most men not doing work to handle business for their chics. I'm seeing one girl now that tells me her man is obsessed with asking her what's the biggest she ever had lulz it drove her to eventually cheat.

 

[Mound Raised]

cant imagine

 

[thunderchunk69]

Dat humble brag

 

[jd214]

Stop making threads though.

 

[theemperor45]

because females go around dogging guys out with little %%%!%

 

[whyhellothere]

because I have a stereotype to maintain and am doing a poor job at it

 

[james earl zones]

Pornography ruined a lot of men's self image.

Not mine though.

I'm doin the ball-johnson dance as I type this.

iamnotmad.jpg

 

[rawex5]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

The married girl I'm seeing keeps complaining of how small her man is down there and other girls I see complain of most men not doing work to handle business for their chics. I'm seeing one girl now that tells me her man is obsessed with asking her what's the biggest she ever had lulz it drove her to eventually cheat.

 

[mandown91]

Originally Posted by TheEmperor45

because girls go around dogging guys out with little +!@@%

 

[dadecounty11]

Originally Posted by RaWeX05

Originally Posted by tim teufel

The married girl I'm seeing keeps complaining of how small her man is down there and other girls I see complain of most men not doing work to handle business for their chics. I'm seeing one girl now that tells me her man is obsessed with asking her what's the biggest she ever had lulz it drove her to eventually cheat.

  

 

[damnitzdom]

 

[diego]

Can not relate to thread.

Evidence below.

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You ghey bruh

 

[dadecounty11]

Originally Posted by James Earl Zones

Pornography ruined a lot of men's self image.

Not mine though.

I'm doin the ball-johnson dance as I type this.

iamnotmad.jpg

Fact of the matter is most dudes aint rocking 11-inch bulldozers.  Like my man said...pornography got cats thinking everybody is packing, when in reality most people's are just "normal".
  

 

[optimusadl]

Who cares what !+*+ think?

 

[OrangeBlueGarden]

ive never been insecure about my man package just about my surrounding areas.. i knew it was pretty good but for reason i really think a lot because in this body i dont have much else to do i always wondered, why not?

 

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[mikeu]

pics please

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

The married girl I'm seeing keeps complaining of how small her man is down there and other girls I see complain of most men not doing work to handle business for their chics. I'm seeing one girl now that tells me her man is obsessed with asking her what's the biggest she ever had lulz it drove her to eventually cheat.

That's the reason he was obsessing. She wanted bigger peen

 

 

[taymane23]

+%%#@+$ got small minds though but I'm not complaining

not to devalue tha women ladies though

 

[hiphopdoc09]

I mean penis size is what it is. When it goes to satisfying a chick you gotta know what u doin.

 

[tim teufel]

Originally Posted by JD214

Stop making threads though.

Why haven't u donated?

 

[a55a5in11]

girls say this about every single ex they have.
also your title has nothing to do with your post OP

 

[proper english]

[h2]#5. Tiny Penises on Greek Sculptures[/h2]


You probably know at least two things about Ancient Greece -- it was the birthplace of Western culture, and if all those marble statues are to be believed, everyone had really tiny wangs. Given that most men habitually add around three inches to the real size of their packages in the relatively unlikely event that they're asked, we have to wonder why a washboard-chested warrior civilization decided to portray all their manliest heroes with a chronic case of shrinkage. Was it just really cold back then? How well did they expect that sad little thing to please a woman?

Actually, pleasing women was about the last priority that any self-respecting Greek hero would have had back then, if you catch our drift.

Experts have actually exhaustively studied the role of dongs in Greek society and written entire books on the subject. Cecil Adams over at StraightDope.com neatly summarizes it: "Long, thick penises were considered -- at least in the highbrow view -- grotesque, comic or both ...". So in art, big dongs appeared on non-human creatures and barbarians, and the perfect penis in those days, "... was small, thin and covered with a long, tapered foreskin." Which is to say that the Greeks preferred their penises to look, uh ... younger.

See, in Ancient Greek culture, one of the most common and socially acceptable relationships was between a man and a young boy. It was basically the exact society that fundamentalist Republicans imagine right before they shoot bolt upright, whimpering in a cold sweat. The ideal object of beauty and desire was not Jessica Alba in a hand bra but an athletic, clean-shaven male with the neat and unobtrusive genitalia of a boy just coming into puberty.

So, rather than bragging about having a pork missile so huge that they could make a woman climax twice simultaneously, back then they would brag about having a **** so small that they could attract the wealthiest men in Greece by looking like a 12-year-old. We cannot stress enough how much of a different world this was.

As a result, as the ancient playwright Aristophanes put it, what was most sexy in Ancient Greece was "a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks and a little prick."




(ihasaveragesizedpnisbtw)

 

[forgot about jae]

It's not all of us.

I won't lie, it took me a while to realize the positive aspects of my shaft. I always thought something crazy like 10" + was considered big, until I started having more sex with different girls and realized how they all reacted to me. I may not have a Shaquille Oneal house slipper hanging down but I sure as hell ain't no 6" meatball marinara either.

I think what women like in a penis is how intimidating yours is. They want to be dominated by it and they know that a large penis is out of the norm, it's something special. I've been helped out by the fact that I have real high tolerance for climax, so I can pound for an hour plus without splashing and women are intoxicated by that. The way you carry yourself when you expose your penis and the control aspect of it can make it seem even bigger to a woman. They're turned on by what appears to break the norm, and if you can last in the room while still keeping the tempo up, it's more of a challenge to her because she'll probably cum before you do, thus making it even more exalting as a sexual experience. But that's just how I experience it, may not work for the beta peens on this board who knows



Society creates this false scenario that men are weak, small sized creatures that cum in 5 minutes and women can never be pleased by a man...that they have to fake it and are sexually more tolerant than men. It's always been backwards for me, I've made most of the girls I've been with cum and there's been a couple times where I couldn't cum at all

I think women can be turned on and submit alot easier than what they want you to believe... it's all just another front.

 

[james earl zones]

This might make some people feel better.

It took me 4 tries to spell "people", I need to stop smoking.

proper english wrote:

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So, rather than bragging about having a pork missile so huge that they could make a woman climax twice simultaneously, back then they would brag about having a **** so small that they could attract the wealthiest men in Greece by looking like a 12-year-old. We cannot stress enough how much of a different world this was.



(ihasaveragesizedpnisbtw)