elpablo21
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DEAD @ the Holocaust
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?
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Because it was dead.
Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?
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Because it was stapled to the koala.
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antonlavey
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[h3]There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar.
[/h3][h3]What a fine example of an integrated community.[/h3]
[h3]what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute?
My illness prevents me from achieving erection. [/h3]
[h3] What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? [/h3]cancer
[h3]Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. [/h3]
[h3]Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale. [/h3]
[h3]What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing. [/h3]
[h3] A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives[/h3]
[/h3][h3]What a fine example of an integrated community.[/h3]
[h3]what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute?
My illness prevents me from achieving erection. [/h3]
[h3] What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? [/h3]cancer
[h3]Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. [/h3]
[h3]Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale. [/h3]
[h3]What did the homeless man get for christmas?
Nothing. [/h3]
[h3] A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives[/h3]
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Spoiler [+]
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sorry FOG, but that was just horrible...
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Irv Gotti is in the club getting tipsy
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Originally Posted by ricky409
Spoiler [+]
This got me...
I was expecting the spoiler to have smiley/laughing faces in it; dude got a double serving of stonefaces...
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Knock Knock
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Come in.
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anti jokes
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Daisy
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
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Dr. Droop
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A black guy, a priest and a jew walk into a bar and the bartender says...
"what is this a *@%!%%% joke?"
"what is this a *@%!%%% joke?"
antonlavey
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Nah, for rizzle?!
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Originally Posted by prymone
so high thread is actually funny
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
@+*$ is that?! Looking like some kind of demon baby with camouflage hair.
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daisy me rollin;, they hatin..
