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I just had one, so I want to hear some stories.
Get pulled over for doing 36 in a 25. Asks me where I've been, so I tell him I've been at a nearby bar. Had two drinks about two hours earlier. Hetells me he's going to administer a sobriety test.
Gets out his pen and I follow the tip. PASS
Makes me walk a straight line, nine steps, heel to tip of foot. FAIL
Makes me say the alphabet from E to X. FAIL
Makes me stand on one foot and count one one-thousand for as long as I can. PASS
Finally breathalyzes me. I blow a 0.01
I told him from the start that Iwas crazy nervous (I'd never even been pulled over before). I apologized and he let me go without a speeding ticket even. I've never been more nervousin my life. I'm in the middle of my walking test telling him that my stumbling is just my nerves.
Get pulled over for doing 36 in a 25. Asks me where I've been, so I tell him I've been at a nearby bar. Had two drinks about two hours earlier. Hetells me he's going to administer a sobriety test.
Gets out his pen and I follow the tip. PASS
Makes me walk a straight line, nine steps, heel to tip of foot. FAIL
Makes me say the alphabet from E to X. FAIL
Makes me stand on one foot and count one one-thousand for as long as I can. PASS
Finally breathalyzes me. I blow a 0.01