Who remembers their first time to a stripclub???!! vol. I do

I haven't been yet, but I'm going to Atlanta over the weekend for about 5 days...

I heard Magic City Monday's is poppin...

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I brought $40. Bought two coronas then held all my money til they played 50's "I Get Money"

Then I threw all my ones at the strippers. She was ugly tho
 
The only strip club around me is called Night Moves.

I saw the building and it automatically eliminated any chance of me going there. Ever.
 
Originally Posted by durty pancakes

Originally Posted by HOMERXXI

yo i remember walking in but thats it, i was 19 and i woke up the next day with no boxers in shorts and a green shirt thing is i was wearing jeans and a polo shirt,asked my cuz wat happened  and he was look at the mirror went and i was covered in hickeys looked at ph and had a chic # i didnt know called the num and it was the stripper from the spot we went too talking bout she wanted more i was like wat she caught me off guard,chic was cool kept me looking fresh but cut her off when she said meet her parents no way,im 27 now and havent been in about 3yrs
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But I haven't been though
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 Can't justify throwing cash for a tease. Really a shame considering that Harlem Knights is about 20 minutes away from me.
  
 
Originally Posted by gil23

Originally Posted by itz rOLLi

i do, they had a lesbian show with the two baddest girls in the place. They were eating each other out in front of ur face for a dollar.
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ducktales? is it that far out there to think that some dirty *$# strippers would stoop to that level?

And if u wanna check this was at Wiggles in Queens. I think they did the lesbian show every saturday. Not sure if they still do, it's been a few years since i've gone.
 
I remember my first time, went in with my boys and there was a a group of girls there for thier friends b-day.. fastfoward till later.. went back to the girls apartment > strip club lol
 
Yeah my back in 2006 at a small Norfolk one. Spur of the moment on a weekend trip. I got a lap dance from a bad puerto rican jawn to "Switch"
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Originally Posted by durty pancakes

Originally Posted by HOMERXXI

yo i remember walking in but thats it, i was 19 and i woke up the next day with no boxers in shorts and a green shirt thing is i was wearing jeans and a polo shirt,asked my cuz wat happened  and he was look at the mirror went and i was covered in hickeys looked at ph and had a chic # i didnt know called the num and it was the stripper from the spot we went too talking bout she wanted more i was like wat she caught me off guard,chic was cool kept me looking fresh but cut her off when she said meet her parents no way,im 27 now and havent been in about 3yrs
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Lol I was mad nervous when I first went.

It was cool though, havent gone in a while though.


Blew about 150 and I dnt think thats bad at all when I was seeing how much everyone else blew.


Looking to go back though sometime though.
 
first time i went to the strip club was during senior week..we had a pretty good time there...blew a lot of money that night
 
Only been there twice, both when I was 18 (so three years ago).

First time was a friend's birthday, we drove up to Minneapolis and hit up "Deja Vu"... he got the birthday treatment where the girls sit him on a chair on stage, line up and smack him in the face with their boobies
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one of them had these large silicones that almost gave him a Brian Westbrook concussion

Second time was near the end of my senior year when we took this dude from Taiwan... he honestly knew around 30 English words but from what we could tell, dude was cool as hell. Anyways, he begged us to take him to Deja Vu, so we drove him up there. This particular night had a featured dancer, a Russian with an arm sleeve tat and a nice chest. Needless to say, our boy caught feelings and dropped 120 on her. Then later I caught her escorting him to the ATM, telling him she liked his necklace...
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I tried to stop this from happening but he withdrew another 40 to the gold digger
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I have a buddy who has done the bed dance
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$60 to get a lap dance in a bed. First thing I said was how clean do you think those sheets were?
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SMH I turned 18 two months ago and I have yet to go.
I'm waiting till May though to go with a bunch of my friends.
 
SoleAsian wrote:
Went freshmen year in high school
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crappy phone cam, other pics are not safe for NT
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It was ehh, but then maybe the day I went wasn't their best lineup.


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u took pics in a strip club?

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Originally Posted by PharelFor3

Originally Posted by StonedFace

Originally Posted by wanksta23

i do, it was two years ago when we both were 18

it was fun and all but really a waste of money and wont go back unless we celebrate something


yeah... $50 gone in 2 hours... I'm not really trippin tho since I've always wanted to go atleast once since I was 18

$50 gone in 2 hours. consider yourself lucky.


   I really do. $20 admission $20 private dance $10 thrown on stage in the front row, the strippers at centerfolds were all Asian and latina
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my first time...oh boy. went down to the club, a couple ppl from my group were too drunk to make it into the club, so they wouldn't let me in cuz i was right after them
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anyways, went to the strip club...one thing leads to another, i end upstairs passed out on a bed...when i came to, stripper was zipping my fly up and slapped me with a $200 bill.
 
I went to one of the ones on broadway in frisco too, garden of eden. They had this ugly %*! chick with scars on her stomach from c sections. But the asian chick that went after her was damnnnnn nice
 
I do...too clearly.
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I was so innocent going in like this (
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The other girls that went were smacking +%! and I was like "
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Im good. Thanks'.
 
first time i went to the strip club was mad awkward.

After this female gets done dancing on stage she heads straight towards me & says
Your name is Tristan right?
Me: uhhhh yeah?
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Her: remember me? i was in your math class in high school
Me:
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The next morning i get friend request on my space.
 
My first time was the worst experience ever.

We pay $2 cover to get in...as soon as we sit down some waitress rushes us asking us which drinks we wanted. We told her to hold on a second...she comes back a minute later and asks us again, we tell her we're waiting for a friend...she calls the security guard and he tells us we have to order something...the chicks in the club were extremely disgusting...like 30-40 year old crackheads so we just walked up and left. Worst $2 I ever spent.
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Originally Posted by Tetsujin23

Tetsujin23 wrote:

i do, they had a lesbian show with the two baddest girls in the place. They were eating each other out in front of ur face for a dollar. And i fell in love
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The first time I went to a strip club I think I got off on myself 
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The last time I went to a strip club was a yr ago out in Montreal. My homegirl left me to hang with some of her guy friends and they took me to a strip club. The girls out there do anything for money. Dudes paid the girls to eat each other out while one stood upside down on my lap. 

Her #+* was in my face while the other chick was eating her out. 
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If you're into strip clubs, Montreal is the place to go. 
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Originally Posted by Carlos Tevez

We pay $2 cover to get in.

I could tell right there that it probably wasn't a very pleasant experience.
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The cheapest one I ever went to was a $15 cover, but free passes are so easy to find.
 
Originally Posted by StonedFace

Originally Posted by PharelFor3

Originally Posted by StonedFace

Originally Posted by wanksta23

i do, it was two years ago when we both were 18

it was fun and all but really a waste of money and wont go back unless we celebrate something


yeah... $50 gone in 2 hours... I'm not really trippin tho since I've always wanted to go atleast once since I was 18

$50 gone in 2 hours. consider yourself lucky.


   I really do. $20 admission $20 private dance $10 thrown on stage in the front row, the strippers at centerfolds were all Asian and latina
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i heard the $20 private dance isnt in a private room. but either way that is dumb cheap. crazyhorse charges like 40 just for topless private dance.
 
Originally Posted by itz rOLLi

Originally Posted by gil23

Originally Posted by itz rOLLi

i do, they had a lesbian show with the two baddest girls in the place. They were eating each other out in front of ur face for a dollar.
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ducktales? is it that far out there to think that some dirty *$# strippers would stoop to that level?

And if u wanna check this was at Wiggles in Queens. I think they did the lesbian show every saturday. Not sure if they still do, it's been a few years since i've gone.
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