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Caught up stealing condoms at Safeway with my gf at the ripe age of 16. Dude let us go tho since we were at least were thinking about safe sex.
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it was... pops got to wash someone, and we ended up debt free and put the rest in the bank, not to be touched 'til i turned 18... which I blew on Tony Hawk 3 for Xbox and a brand new truck.Originally Posted by DZaster
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
when i was in 7th grade, the Paul Blart looking cat at Venture tried stopping me at the exit door (i hadn't done anything), and as soon as the badge came out he put his hand on me. my dad blitzed him with a right hook, left straight and another right hook and when dude staggered into the wall where they pin up the ads pops blasted him with an uppercut that left Mr. Blart stiff & snoring. my mom already had the car running and we booked it. pops is 'bout that life.
he called the lawyer on the way home and had him at the house when we arrived... someone reported the plates. cops show up, hear what happened and we find out dude is pressing charges. lawyer counters with pretty much everything relating to touching me inappropriately. venture ends up paying out little over $25k and all charges are dropped between us & Blart.
what had happened was there was another kid there, looked remarkably similar to me was tearing pages out of magazines and stuffing them down his pants. this kid had a shirt that said "SHAQ 32" in the Magic font on the front... and I had the Champion branded replica.Was it worth it?
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
it was... pops got to wash someone, and we ended up debt free and put the rest in the bank, not to be touched 'til i turned 18... which I blew on Tony Hawk 3 for Xbox and a brand new truck.Originally Posted by DZaster
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
when i was in 7th grade, the Paul Blart looking cat at Venture tried stopping me at the exit door (i hadn't done anything), and as soon as the badge came out he put his hand on me. my dad blitzed him with a right hook, left straight and another right hook and when dude staggered into the wall where they pin up the ads pops blasted him with an uppercut that left Mr. Blart stiff & snoring. my mom already had the car running and we booked it. pops is 'bout that life.
he called the lawyer on the way home and had him at the house when we arrived... someone reported the plates. cops show up, hear what happened and we find out dude is pressing charges. lawyer counters with pretty much everything relating to touching me inappropriately. venture ends up paying out little over $25k and all charges are dropped between us & Blart.
what had happened was there was another kid there, looked remarkably similar to me was tearing pages out of magazines and stuffing them down his pants. this kid had a shirt that said "SHAQ 32" in the Magic font on the front... and I had the Champion branded replica.Was it worth it?
plus, they're outta business.
double win.
but your girl is?Originally Posted by JewSeeJay
/\ negro I aint postin pics im tryna calm this bird down
/\/\ and righttt bro... the only mens jewelry at Macys is in the case... ive never shoplifted anything
#notpoor
Originally Posted by Rick2345
Not my story but....
I was with my boy and he walked out with a $1000 dollar fur jacket on his back from macy's and got away with it no problem dude thought he was part of the ocean's 11 crew for like a week and went back and tried to steal a few polo shirts and beanies and got banned for 2 years hahaha
Originally Posted by Kookcle
Just dont do it at Target
They are serious.
Originally Posted by zapatohead408
Originally Posted by Rick2345
Not my story but....
I was with my boy and he walked out with a $1000 dollar fur jacket on his back from macy's and got away with it no problem dude thought he was part of the ocean's 11 crew for like a week and went back and tried to steal a few polo shirts and beanies and got banned for 2 years hahaha
I know some guys that was gonna rob this kid for some heinys at a camp out but didn't because they thought he was a girl
Originally Posted by zapatohead408
but your girl is?Originally Posted by JewSeeJay
/\ negro I aint postin pics im tryna calm this bird down
/\/\ and righttt bro... the only mens jewelry at Macys is in the case... ive never shoplifted anything
#notpoor
Originally Posted by Air Freshh 23
OP PM me, I do undercover work and i'll tell you everything you have to know.
It's very possible - most clerks are instructed to never lay hands on a customer, let alone a shoplifter or trouble customer. The same thing happened at Whole Foods (where I work). Someone walked out without paying for their groceries, so an ex-Marine that worked there ran out and tackled dude. He was fired for assaulting the shoplifter.Originally Posted by bigsupa
i use to rape the polo outlets in the mid 90's
i bankrupted a walgreens
and i started me action figure collection thanks to toys r us...
but i was young and stupid luckily i never got caught...ppl use to call me if they needed something and i would just sell it for cheap...it was fun and easy. i see cats get caught in stores now and i just
for those who work undercover here...quick story...
my boy tried gettin away with a shirt from the gap...clerk stopped him...told him to wait..then my boy just ran out the store to the street...clerk chased him down and tackled him half a block away..when he tackled him he separated my boys shoulder he claims he sued and won $200,000...but he was known for ducktales...any way this was true?
Originally Posted by nauthewmon
Caught up stealing condoms at Safeway with my gf at the ripe age of 16. Dude let us go tho since we were at least were thinking about safe sex.
she has 2 jobs... jus young n dumbOriginally Posted by SoleWoman
never stole from a store but i used to steal supplies from the airport. never got caught.
i have no advice. just sharing my story. she should grow up, get a job and stop stealing. she deserves whats coming to her.
some countries they cut your hands off for stealing.