Who has ever walked in on their girlfriend/female looking at Porn?

I don't let my girl watch scenes with black dudes.

Sorry but I don't wanna lose her to Tyrone

word to Pretty Raheem


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Flawless execution :rofl: :rofl: :lol:
beyond flawless :lol:

my god :rofl:
 
I haven't caught any women while IN THE ACT of looking at porn red handed, but I have viewed their browser history and accidentally stumbled upon nude/sex pictures of 4 separate women, 2 of them being family members :lol: :smh::
- I was staying in Hong Kong for 2 months last year at my Uncle's place, he has a gorgeous Italian wife in her mid 40's, complete MILF. Nice supple skin, firm endowed breasts, real soft looking face. I stayed in the guest room, and they said, "feel free to use our desktop at your disposal to check your emails/FB back home, etc".
I got really horny and started looking at porn one late night on their desktop, and had to drag the browser history in the trash bin folder to remove my evidence. When I opened the trash bin, I noticed these folders titled "Unknown Secret 1, 2, 3, and 4." I was curious to what they were, so I dragged the deleted folders back onto desktop and opened it... curiosity indeed did kill the cat. Lo and behold, there was my Italian Aunt engaging in all types of raunchy sex acts with my Uncle, mainly BDSM.
There were a few pics that still sticks out in my mind; she was sitting in front of a chair blindfolded, with her hands cuffed to the chair legs. Her furry snatch was exposed in a spread eagle position in the chair with her tittays out in full glory with my uncle standing beside her face with his wang out :lol:. There was another pic of her taking it doggystyle by my uncle and you can see her "O" face in the mirror, the SAME mirror in the guest room I was staying in. Then another pic of her pink Italian kitty spread with a chained collar on her neck getting her breastisis felt up on. I ended up fapping myself ******ed that night looking at her sex/nude pics.
Needless to say, the next morning was awkward when my uncle left for work and I was alone with her. She was in her morning robe and I wanted to f*** her brains out, but I couldn't because this was my Uncle's wife, they were hospitable enough to let me stay and this is what I did to repay them :smh:. She was like "Did you sleep well last night, what do you want me to make you for breakfast?"... I started stuttering worse than Kenyon Martin and couldn't even look her in the eyes, so I just told her I had to go and ended up staying at my cousin's place for the remainder of my trip cause I felt so guilty. :lol:.
- My 32 year old female cousin, was also using her laptop. Apparently she's an avid member of F***book.com :lol:, and she's very much into "Married couple f**cking" and "Sensual creampie" :lol:.
- My girl hates porn, said it's too raunchy and distasteful. But believe it or not, most chicks love artful, well-directed, sensual porn with a storyline to it and aren't afraid to push the boundaries... I showed her a clip of this woman in a threesome and asked her how she would feel kissing and taking two guys at once and she got so turned on by it :lol:

*cue fap gif*
you way out there cuh

yo verbage was way too colorful when talkin about your uncles italian wife (seems like the typical asian infatuation with all things white) and then you jerked on some straight up creep ****

and yo ho is a busto, hopefully you about them open relationships because if not, i see seppuku in yo future homie
 
is shorty gay?

i swear girls are so whack, i love them but come on man, lesbians are everything a man would want, but they dont like guys

Nope. Chick is married with children.

She says she grew up watching porn with her brothers(and sister, too). Chick is crazy, shes my people, but shes crazy as hell. :lol:

I think part of the obession is, in her mind, she kinda look like a chubbier Pinky. :smh:
 
LMAO, it sounds so weird when used for girls
but my girl falls asleep with her hand in da box and wakes up rubbin it, she aint about it doe because she always want marathon foreplay and aint nobody got time fa dat
Man what u ninjas complaining bout, ur girls are sexually liberated, if I walked in on that ****, it's going down or I would just watch that turns a girl on even more#justsayin
 
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