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So hear me out.
I plan on going to the Inauguration next week. I've been before (Obama) and the group I was with p*ssied out (it was dumb cold, I will admit) and we didn't even see dude get sworn in. I hated them for that. I won't be going with them this time. If you have not ever been to this event, it is a major cluster**** (actually its worse). You do NOT want to leave your spot. And you definitely don't want to leave your spot to use those nasty, crowded portapotties. You may mess around and never get back to your spot...ppl are the worst at this event. I want to be prepared this time. Again, hear me out.
I want to get there around 5am or earlier for a good seat and to beat metro traffic (even though it's already pretty bad by this hour). I want to wear an adult diaper. I am dead serious.
I know some of you may wait in line for whatever hot items and you are lucky enough to have friends with you; you can walk away, go to a facility and come back without struggle.
For those who have waited ALONE, how did you do it? I am certain it involved adult diapers. Laugh all you want, but I will not get got this time.
I plan on going to the Inauguration next week. I've been before (Obama) and the group I was with p*ssied out (it was dumb cold, I will admit) and we didn't even see dude get sworn in. I hated them for that. I won't be going with them this time. If you have not ever been to this event, it is a major cluster**** (actually its worse). You do NOT want to leave your spot. And you definitely don't want to leave your spot to use those nasty, crowded portapotties. You may mess around and never get back to your spot...ppl are the worst at this event. I want to be prepared this time. Again, hear me out.
I want to get there around 5am or earlier for a good seat and to beat metro traffic (even though it's already pretty bad by this hour). I want to wear an adult diaper. I am dead serious.
I know some of you may wait in line for whatever hot items and you are lucky enough to have friends with you; you can walk away, go to a facility and come back without struggle.
For those who have waited ALONE, how did you do it? I am certain it involved adult diapers. Laugh all you want, but I will not get got this time.