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Originally Posted by MALCALA622
Originally Posted by CaBron James 23
you ugly doggy?...tu si eres cabron
I asked this Dominican girl who speaks Spanish what this mean and she replied, "I don't know because that !%#! is Mexican". Someone please explain
Originally Posted by malikdagoat
Also, don't EVER send out mass texts to females unless its holiday texts. Especially if their weird texts to add to that, its makes girls think you dont care about them. I've learned from experience, putting "Whats up (insert name)" has a much higher response rate than just. "Whats up" Why? Because by simply adding their name they know you ain't just send out a mass text ery girl you talkin to, it makes them feel "special" (even if there not).
You are sooooooooooooo false. Welcome to 2010.Originally Posted by Classy Freshman
Your first conversation with a female should NEVER be a text conversation
Originally Posted by usherplaylist
Originally Posted by malikdagoat
Also, don't EVER send out mass texts to females unless its holiday texts. Especially if their weird texts to add to that, its makes girls think you dont care about them. I've learned from experience, putting "Whats up (insert name)" has a much higher response rate than just. "Whats up" Why? Because by simply adding their name they know you ain't just send out a mass text ery girl you talkin to, it makes them feel "special" (even if there not).
I openly admit it's a mass text...that's the joke. Funny, right?Like literally I will send something like this:
"I hung out with this blonde last night, trying to switch it up tonight. You want to come over and watch Step Brothers on Blu-Ray?*
*note: mass test, first brunette to respond wins."
What girl wouldn't laugh at that?..............
You see desperation in that, really? It's just me being playful and sarcastic, but I guess I struggle with how things are perceived. I'm obviously not desperate, and I assume girls know that. *kanye shrug*Originally Posted by Beast4ya
Originally Posted by usherplaylist
Originally Posted by malikdagoat
Also, don't EVER send out mass texts to females unless its holiday texts. Especially if their weird texts to add to that, its makes girls think you dont care about them. I've learned from experience, putting "Whats up (insert name)" has a much higher response rate than just. "Whats up" Why? Because by simply adding their name they know you ain't just send out a mass text ery girl you talkin to, it makes them feel "special" (even if there not).
I openly admit it's a mass text...that's the joke. Funny, right?Like literally I will send something like this:
"I hung out with this blonde last night, trying to switch it up tonight. You want to come over and watch Step Brothers on Blu-Ray?*
*note: mass test, first brunette to respond wins."
What girl wouldn't laugh at that?..............
sounds kind of desperate bro
first thing i thought. not as funny as darko though.Originally Posted by 0cks
Darko?
Originally Posted by usherplaylist
"I just bought a soccer ball, you wanna kick it?
Originally Posted by Apollo Greed
"ma, let me holla at dem buttcheeks"
Then why are you asking for help???Originally Posted by usherplaylist
Originally Posted by purepwrta
Man dude you do sound mad creepy.
Why dont you start off with something like. "Hey whats up, hows your day going"
Yeah, that would be great if I actually cared how their day was going.
I swear I've been complimented on my texting abilities, like to the point where I know a girl is jocking just off the strength of my text humor.I suppose a softer transition into funny guy could be effective? I don't know.
nah i see what classy freshman means. i mean you text to like set up a chance to hang out or whatever, but if you're actually trying to have a conversation over text, it's better to call. texting back and forth a bit to like just kid around or set up a time to chill is fine imo...but like dude said, getting to know someone happens better over the phone or in person.Originally Posted by usherplaylist
You are sooooooooooooo false. Welcome to 2010.Originally Posted by Classy Freshman
Your first conversation with a female should NEVER be a text conversation
OmgOriginally Posted by AddictedToFreshKicks
Originally Posted by usherplaylist
"I just bought a soccer ball, you wanna kick it?x 1,000,000