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My roommate last fall .. We needed to do some yard work cause our landlord was on our #$$ about it.. So all week I was like "aye man Imma need you to go get the lawn mower from your pops. He was like "ok we will do it saturday " . Saturday comes and I'm like "ight homie lets get this %@++ done" he didnt want to saying he was just wanting to chill we will do it another day im like naw i got %@++ to do i aint got time to wait.. well this goes on for a couple hours finally im like forget it you can handle that %@++ yourself and go chill in my room.. Well then he decides he wants to go get it right when i get comfy in my room .. Im like naw %+%# you . You aint wanna do it when i was telling you to for hours so im good .. he start beating on my door like the police im like "bruh stop beating on my door or imma %+%# you up " he start kicking it.. I open the door and get in his face and then he push me .. im not one for a shoving match so i swing on him it connects and he falls to the ground .. from there i beat the dog %@++ out of him.. we arent roomies anymore lol