What's the Proper Way to Wipe?

never understood the standing up thing. dont you guys have diff consistencies of dook? theres a chance that any dook just hanging out there can drop out. it will go down on your leg or pants. thats gross.

Go get checked bruh, that aint normal.
 
Hate when I'm on NT while pooping and I forget I'm pooping. Been sitting there like 15-20 minturs after the dump is done. The residue poop just dries and crust all over. Can't wipe it and you have to pick at it with like a toothpick at that point.
 
For y'all that stand my nephew does too and he got poop on the floor. I don't see how this technique is more efficient.
 
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I used wet wipes until someone said "it smell like a baby around here" when I was sweating bullets at the gym. **** had me paranoid when I would sweat after using Wet Wipes lol.
 
I usually buy the Kirkland ones. Honestly, it's not a neccessity for me. But, I don't have wipe as much so I'm cool with using one and than a few wipes with regular toilet tissue. Might look for another scent. I think it was an issue the moisture not drying up though.
 
:lol in the thread a couple years ago when Fontaine said, "buss it wide open" :rollin
 
Isn't the major key, to fully squat and not sit? It produces a better exit angle thus requiring less wiping.

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Son, ain't nobody got the money to buy special toilets.

We got baby wipes to make up for our setbacks

Wet wipes the GOAT. I will forever thank NT for putting me on.

If someone says I smell like a damn baby they can square up. Run my ****.
 
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