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LMFAO. Some guy told me he was an Abercrombie Model...My response,"Not with that acne!"
What's The Most Far Fetched Thing You've Told A Female/Male......
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You guys can use that, free of charge.
lobotomybeats
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- Jan 8, 2004
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That I would stop if it started to hurt
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Oh_
I told this one pelican I was gay, and moving to Miami to break up with her (I was like 14). Her brother was lets just say, affiliated.......and I was not trying to start nathin. Never saw her again either, that would have been awkward.
I told this one pelican I was gay, and moving to Miami to break up with her (I was like 14). Her brother was lets just say, affiliated.......and I was not trying to start nathin. Never saw her again either, that would have been awkward.
- Apr 15, 2007
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Came in the thread to post this !++%.Originally Posted by Bruce Waynee
AtParties I say the most outlandish @##! all the time...on girls that I've never met before
I've legitimately gotten so many people to think I used to be one of Chris Brown backup dancers
Also, told a couple girls I was Jake Gyllenhall's brother
Anddddd that I used to play soccer in England but gave it up after an injury.
I figure if they're dumb enough to believe it why not go along with it?
- Oct 13, 2001
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Originally Posted by Me4u2Night
During college I just cashed a pell check (it was probably $1,500) and I walked into a pizzeria to buy lunch.
I pulled out a knot of $20's and $50's to pay for my food and a girl next to me said "Look at you Mr. Money Man."
I said "This is nothing, this is my weeks pay."
She gave me her number and I met up with her later that week.
I took her to my parents place (where I was living at the time) and said "I'm just staying here because my place is getting exterminated (who in their right mind would believe that???)
I ended up smashing that evening.
But for the life of me, I can't remember what happened that she found out I was a broke #@% college kid
I am not a good liar so I don't have any stories.
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I told a girl I was a model also
She said i was kinda short for a model
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Your security?
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Means she didn't believe you holmes. And u def didn't smash.Originally Posted by Me4u2Night
I told a girl I was a model also
She said i was kinda short for a model
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yeah thinking of going there...not 100% sure yet thoughOriginally Posted by OctobersFinest
Originally Posted by MALCALA622
Originally Posted by Pmighty
^^^^^you just dont take a break do you Diego
funny thing is i really am going to Brazil...just waiting on that tax refund check to come in. havent spoken to her since that day.
Where is BR? I lived in Rio for a while in 2007. Best time of my life.
- May 14, 2002
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Back in the days of Xanga for the Nters who used that... some girl who went to an HS around my way started talking to me. Lets just say she wasn't very attractive.
One day she said she saw me at my place of work, I couldn't have any of that. So I made up some elaborate lie how I quit working there like 2 weeks ago, and was moving to California to live with my uncle. She kept talking to me after I supposedly moved, and I told her I almost got clipped in a drive by shooting
I remember to back in like Sophmore year of HS, a buddy of mine was over before bball practice. He got on AIM and got this guys s/n from our school. Pretended to be a girl and got him to cyber
dude printed up the conversation and brought it into school, we got in a lot of trouble
One day she said she saw me at my place of work, I couldn't have any of that. So I made up some elaborate lie how I quit working there like 2 weeks ago, and was moving to California to live with my uncle. She kept talking to me after I supposedly moved, and I told her I almost got clipped in a drive by shooting
I remember to back in like Sophmore year of HS, a buddy of mine was over before bball practice. He got on AIM and got this guys s/n from our school. Pretended to be a girl and got him to cyber
- Dec 23, 2006
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Of course she didn't believe me.Originally Posted by kix4kix
Means she didn't believe you holmes. And u def didn't smash.Originally Posted by Me4u2Night
I told a girl I was a model also
She said i was kinda short for a model
Thought I'd post either way because I can't believe I use to say the most outlandish things.
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I work at a bar/lounge/club...thats where i hear shaningans like this from.
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two summers ago my uncle's company got awarded box seats to white sox games,but he didn't like baseball so he gave them to me.
So me and my friends would scoop chicks from everywhere we could throughout the city and stunt like we was some major players
i got so much A that summer it was ridiculous.
i was just telling chicks the most from ( i own a marketing firm that works for the sox) to (i own stock in the white sox) to ( i sell drugs and im that dude but i stay lo key)
i pulled all this off while driving a 97" chevy
chicks is mad easy when u got material @@% to show
So me and my friends would scoop chicks from everywhere we could throughout the city and stunt like we was some major players
i was just telling chicks the most from ( i own a marketing firm that works for the sox) to (i own stock in the white sox) to ( i sell drugs and im that dude but i stay lo key)
i pulled all this off while driving a 97" chevy
chicks is mad easy when u got material @@% to show
club29
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eh, i dont really say anything too "out there" but alot of these stories are humorous
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during the 10th grade i told a girl i was rich, lived in atlanta, own a swiss account with a fat crib up in the alps
she believed it too
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Damn, I've never tried saying outlandish stuff. Never realized people were that gullible
Kudos to all of you who smash under false pretenses.
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You're not new here, are you..
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I told this girl I used to go to school with that I was a walk-on for UNC Chapel Hill basketball. She was like why arent you on the website then.. I just told her they didn't update the rosters on the site yet.
She continued to send me the noodz
She continued to send me the noodz
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Me: How many people you been with?
Shorty: 3
Me: Yeah me too, only 1 more than you
Shorty: 3
Me: Yeah me too, only 1 more than you
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Nothing too big but when I was in middle school I told everyone at school Bill Bellamy was my cousin
(showed my age with that one
, dude was the king of MTV in the 90's)
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^ bill bellamy is that dude, he was my cuzin's RA in college, they(they're twins) used to baby sit me and take me to the dorm, anyway bill took a shine to me and we used to do his RA walkthroughs together. anyhow dude used to drive a remote control truck thru the halls and knock on peoples doors by banging it against the door. and just drive it up the dorm room, look around and bounce out. good times.
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I am
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So youre not aware that all new members must provide at least one pic of themselves in order to move past the 1 month probationary period?
