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Originally Posted by Trent Ferris
this thread is about the grimiest thing you've ever done.
it's not about judging people for the grimiest things they've ever done.
some of ya'll need to get off ya'll high horse.
One of the more grimy things i did was when I was a soph in high school.
One of my friends asked me and my other guy to come over, but when we got to his crib he was gone.
We were mad, b/c we had walked a good deal to get there, so we broke into his house, took all his sneakers (like 30 pairs of jordans, maxes, foamposites, etc.), and put them in random spots around his house, like kitchen cabinets and underneath bathroom sinks, behind washing machines, hid some in his parents' room underneath between mattresses, you get the point.
Later I'm at my house sippin my Capri Sun not even thinking about it. Son comes to my house straight up distressed talkin bout someone robbed him, he's about to fill out a police report and wanted to know if i heard anything. I look him dead in the eye and tell him with the straightest of faces that I got know idea about this and it's crazy that someone would do that. I asked him what they took and let him tell me the story. Inside i felt half bad but since I knew the shoes weren't stolen I knew he would be aight.
The next day, he comes to my house heated. He says he heard it was me and my man, b/c his YG across the street was watching us and snitched. I say nah, I heard it was my accomplice but it musta been another black dude (he's asian so it was easy to spot him). I get invited to join the posse that will ride out on son, but I decline with some excuse about my mom wanting us to eat together that night. I then convince mom dukes to take us out to Ole' Country Buffet so I got an alibi and some people from school could back my story up. You know you always used to run into kids you knew at OCB.
Next day, i get the story from my other mans about how they ran up on Asian son. They didn't beat him up b/c he admitted to it, but he also tried to rat me out. Since I lied in the first place, it just looked like he was down to take anyone down with him and son didn't wanna get beat up for lying even if it was the truth, so he threw another name out: some kid who had just moved out here from Las Vegas. Son had no stock in our neighborhood whatsoever, so later on i get a ring on my doorbell. My mans who we did this to is sizing me up to see if I was in on it, but I keep my cool and pass his lil' tests, and he tells me he's about to walk down the block and slump the Vegas kid for breakin into his house. I said that's cool but i gotta stay with my sisters right now. He walks down the block, proceeds to beat the dog piss out of the kid from Vegas for no real reason, and I start feeling bad because this kid had no idea what was about to happen to him. I go outside, see the aftermath and the crowd and such, and decide that I don't wanna get my *## whooped so I'm not about to admit to anything. I get my mans to calm down, and tell him that its over there's nothing else he can do. He then tells me that he started finding shoes around his house, so he doesn't think it was a robbery but a prank, but he was so angry about the situation he had to let off some steam.
A couple years later, it's the end of Senior Year. All of us are still friends, and I finally admit I was the other guy who broke into his house. He was blown, but not mad, because he found all his shoes after a while, but was hurt that I would break into his house and lie about it and let another kid get beat up over it. I told him that he was heavy handed and that nowadays i would have whooped his *## if he came at me like he came at the Vegas kid (who had moved away again by then, lol). We laugh about it, and that's that.
Now it's about 5 years after HS ended, me and the dude whose house we broke into are best friends due to everyone else falling off (prison, babies, military, turning gay, etc.). We're like the only dudes left who just like to chill and smoke weed and watch sports and try to do good in life without having to do illegal stuff or get girls pregnant or become an aspiring rapper/producer. Asian dude complete switched up his steez from being your regular geeky Asian kid to being some Thug aspiring Rapper/Producer in South Florida. Last time i talked to him he was bragging about smoking dippers (DMV thing, cigs dipped in embalming fluid), and dabbling in Angel Dust, and robbing people. Son had better grades than everyone in HS, so it's mad sad.
Moral of the story: If you're caught in a lie, deny deny deny.
We have a winner!
I think the grimiest thing I've ever done was in sophomore year of high school
I'd gone to school and hung out with mostly white children for my entire life before sixth grade, and although I played ball I had never really gotten into shoes or even "black" clothing by then. So when I got to sixth grade and all of the elementary schools mixed together, there was an influx of black students that I wasn't used to. I became good friends with all of the black kids, but this one 7th grade kid was a straight $%&hole; made fun of me because I dressed like a white kid, made fun of me because I didn't know slang like everyone else, made fun of me for a bunch of stuff.
Come sophomore year of high school, I'm properly adjusted, I have a pretty good idea of who I am and girls are taking notice. Meanwhile this dude has already repeated a grade and is in credit recovery courses so he can graduate on time
Meanwhile, someone told dude that they think something is up between us, so he starts yellin at me in the hallways... like I really cared
Anyways, we ended up stopping after a little while because it got boring, and I didn't have a driver's license so we couldn't really do more... Dude ended up not even graduating with MY class, and she broke up with him a while before that. I still see her around sometimes, but haven't said anything to her at all.