Retto
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That's gonna be mighty tough to top ITT...
That's gonna be mighty tough to top ITT...
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This **** happened to one of my patnasSneaker meetup that went bad, got got, $500 all counterfeit, managed to recover half
This **** happened to one of my patnas
Its a fear of mine too when i meet up with boys
so i bought one of them counterfeit marker things for when i got a big transaction bout to happen
Dog! I was in here the night before sleeping on the floor just thinking. So basically I write down these four numbers and I'm thinking about playing the lotto because it was a play 4 and it cost more than the normal lottery., but I was willing to risk the $6 to play by picking my own numbers. Dog. I check the lotto like 30 mins ago and those numbers were the winners. I have no idea what to do now... I didn't play my numbers I went to buy a Heineken instead.. because its kinda far and I just got here to Florida. I missed out of half a million bro.
Yo im in tears, best gif execution ever
Dude I'm bout to roll up one for you. That has always been my nightmare which is why I always play QP only. I was hot about losing $500 on sale of my car.Not anymore..
out of curiosity, what would you have done with the winnings?
I got a crazy L...I had been flirting with a secretary at school and got the digits. she comes by first night for dinner and chills in bed with me for a min. goes home and starts emailing me that she wanna come back the next day. pumping my head up talking bout she like what she felt in my pants and whatnot...keep in mind I'm 22 and she 35
so the next day all I can think about is hitting this cougar RIGHT! I used to take vitamin E pills to keep the unit strong (uncle put me on freshman year) but for some reason I'm ODn taking too many pills wanting to tear it up.
she gets to the crib but wouldn't give me dome, which was like my medicine. I'm like a deer in headlights bc I could not get up. so she on top of me while I'm trying to get my unit up. I swear in like two strokes my pole went rocket and I shot nut all over her back LMAO. I was so embarrassed.
My numbers dropped for the lottery last night. Biggest L I ever took by not going to play them!!! Last Night B ' for 518 thousand
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Recently got a speeding ticket and wondering how to pay it off with no job smh
this is nothing to crazy but i was driving into school looking for parking and mind you this was in the morning so right before my first class and i had to fart...so its whatever im thinking ok no big deal so i let 1 loose the problem was i didnt fart i took a small duece like it just slipped out my butt it was one of those wet ones though ... so after realizing what i had done im driving while standing up so i wouldnt sit on my own duece... my forehead was all touching the ceiling of my whip.... so as soon as i parked the whip i walk straight to the bathroom and take my draws off and flush it in the toilet... and i cleaned myself like nothing happened and went the whole day commando
Moms carHmm
Recently got a speeding ticket and wondering how to pay it off with no job smh
How do you afford gas and insurance?
Moms carHmm
Recently got a speeding ticket and wondering how to pay it off with no job smh
How do you afford gas and insurance?
On meMoms carHmm
Recently got a speeding ticket and wondering how to pay it off with no job smh
How do you afford gas and insurance?
don;t wait too long g. I had an $85 rolling stop ticket turn into $285 and a temporarily suspended license. Atlanta