Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[cidman911]

A little hair on the cootie never hurt nobody...

 

[ultralightbeam]

May all your joys be pure joys, and all your pain champagne.

 

[numbah1grimey]

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"Bout to open up a "rent'em spoons". Anyone wanna be my business partner?"


"If weave was never invented, 90% of black woman would have a huge hair dilemma."

These got me a few comments.

 

[numbah1grimey]

posting for reference.

 

[numbah1grimey]

posting for reference.

 

[jlab0ch0]

One of my boys posted: "Mind over matter. If she dont mind, it dont matter." I lol'ed.

 

[lalph rauren]

bump

 

[bgizzle1186]

I am a nobody, nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

 

[alan garner]

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

Originally Posted by Gucci Mane

Originally Posted by car9vel

I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body, but then I was born.

about to try this one

I used this one a while back and my babysitter from forever ago commented and she totally didn't get the joke and said "no I was there when you were born"...

 I deleted her from my friends and blocked her.

 

[fedexciter]

Stevie wonders twitter password.... ::::.: ..:.:.: ..:::.:

 

[jermz101]

i used the Lamar Odom and Kobe one....still no response

 

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by Alan Garner

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

Originally Posted by Gucci Mane

Originally Posted by car9vel

I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body, but then I was born.

about to try this one

I used this one a while back and my babysitter from forever ago commented and she totally didn't get the joke and said "no I was there when you were born"...

 I deleted her from my friends and blocked her.

That's OD 

 

[j paycheck]

Never tried any of these and not guaranteeing success (or lol, hell some are corny), but feel to take them for a spin:


For the older NT'ers:
"For the most part seems not too much has changed, you either gained a little weight or had a baby, sometimes both... that's about it."


For the flashy NT'ers:
"What you call doing it I call everyday. 
What you call dressing up I call dressing down."


For the "intricate" NT'ers:
"No matters how far a mule travels it can never come back a horse." 


For the romantic NT'ers:
"If no one has told you "I love you" today, let me be the first, I love you."


Or for the grimey NT'er, remix it:
 "If no one has told you "I love you" today, probably because no one loves you."
 "If no one has told you "I love you" today, you probably have no real friends even if your facebook says other wise."

Or just say...
"How you got 800+ facebook friends but no one never comments?"

“Hello ladies, look at your man profile pic, now back to my profile pic, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me!"

"is about to update his facebook status."


For the simp NT'ers:
"will buy the last girl to comment a Gucci purse"

 

[k3njaminz]

hahah that titanic one got me 6 likes and 6 comments lol

 

[potus2028]

I finally broke down and visited this thread to see how it got to 11 pages...y'all are really in here providing thoughts to post on fb PURELY for comments and likes?

um...y'all cant handle that by yallselves? It really feels better when its your thoughts that are being commented on/*like*'d...you know, cuz the box says "What's on YOUR mind?" Y'all sure you know how to play Facebook? Just sayin...lol

 

[boomatic206]

feels sorry for Justin Bieber, people should stop picking on her

 

[majik214]

Originally Posted by FedExciter

Stevie wonders twitter password.... ::::.: ..:.:.: ..:::.:

  

 

[lonjam82]

One of us equals many of us. Disrespect one of us and you'll see plenty of us!.... using now

 

[cbello03]

that stevie wonder one is just wrong lol

 

[xxhonchoxx]

A thought provoking rap lyric.

 

[mosthated770]

Hello ladies, look at your man profile pic, now back to my profile pic, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me!

 

[36 ounces]

Originally Posted by numbah1grimey

posting for reference.

 

[36 ounces]

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

 

[henri2310]

One that I thought of that had a lot of responses.

"Facebook statuses are just a way to reveal secrets to the world."
 Checking to see if I have seen any other good ones

edit: 

numbah1grimey wrote:

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posting for reference.

 

[jalrulz]

"every time the lakers wins a championship, a species becomes extinct" got like 10 likes from this.