Whats a good Facebook Status Update?

[juve9ile18]

So Cleveland fans made Lebron shirts saying "You can head down South but your mom is riding West"

 

[sooperhooper]

"facebook statuses are for losers haha....wait. Nevermind"

 

[deepinthajeep]

Originally Posted by Juve9ile18

So Cleveland fans made Lebron shirts saying "You can head down South but your mom is riding West"

ouch.

 

[airforce416]

Originally Posted by deepinthajeep

Originally Posted by Juve9ile18

So Cleveland fans made Lebron shirts saying "You can head down South but your mom is riding West"

ouch.

 

[1000xcartel]

Originally Posted by PharelFor3

Originally Posted by tim teufel

“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

[Jordan8]

Originally Posted by 1000xCartel

Originally Posted by PharelFor3

Originally Posted by tim teufel

“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English
language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

 

[nightruans]

has decided that this fall he is going to take his talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat...

 

[thekillerj23]

-My Facebook statuses are food for thought, you do the dishes

-Dang Girl, you act like all I wanna do is Zoooom-Zoooom in your booom-boooom

 

[hellohiphop4000]

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

No, those suck. Don't do anything like that, you'll look like a total tool. I bet your favorite quotes are inspirational speeches from sports movies too.

Just make a witty, overly-detailed observation about something you are doing that people can relate to. If people like you they will comment on it.

enh, I got positive feedback from those sooo....

soooo your friends are lame aswell?

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

No, those suck. Don't do anything like that, you'll look like a total tool. I bet your favorite quotes are inspirational speeches from sports movies too.

Just make a witty, overly-detailed observation about something you are doing that people can relate to. If people like you they will comment on it.

enh, I got positive feedback from those sooo....

nah, they suck...too cliche.

 

[36 ounces]

Originally Posted by HelloHipHop4000

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by The Yes Guy

Originally Posted by 36 OUNCES

Originally Posted by Where Are You Harold Miner 2

's resting in the lead, he needs a blanket and a pillow

's taking the low road and claiming the high horse

's looking at the clock and it's his time

Had to do it to 'em

's everywhere you cant go

's got this down to a science, you could swear he is living physics

These are dope...

No, those suck. Don't do anything like that, you'll look like a total tool. I bet your favorite quotes are inspirational speeches from sports movies too.

Just make a witty, overly-detailed observation about something you are doing that people can relate to. If people like you they will comment on it.

enh, I got positive feedback from those sooo....

soooo your friends are lame aswell?

not quite as lame as you....

 

[mrshadow]

well this thread was good while it lasted

 

[jordan23mj45]

"instruct me how to douglass" got alot of LOL and likes

 

[jordan23mj45]

"instruct me how to douglass" got alot of LOL and likes

 

[tim teufel]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

 

[amafia]

From my experience last night all you need to do is delete someone from your friends list. %%!*** talk reckless and wild out.

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by tim teufel

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

 

[don23lucia]

Originally Posted by DuMMie SOLE

Originally Posted by soyerwill


Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn’t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn’t want my arms to get cold…

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by Jordan23mj45

"instruct me how to douglass" got alot of LOL and likes

?

 

[shoeking2101]

This got me laughing out loud over man, lmaoo

 

[sigmakidownz]

Originally Posted by Jordan23mj45

"instruct me how to douglass" got alot of LOL and likes

i'm using this one.

 

[politicsasusual]

"Yo dog, I heard you liked facebook status "likes" so we gave you the option to "like" your friend's comments on your status while you comment on and "like" your own status!"

 

[goldmember]

[h3]Everytime I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't"...even my phone knows my ideas are terrible...lol[/h3]
[h3] I just farted and everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.[/h3]

 

[bigmike23]

Originally Posted by bgizzle1186

Iron Man, is a Superhero. Iron Woman, is a command.

  

 

[dmoney82]

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