Whats a good call-excuse for work?

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

just tell em you don't feel like working because it's the weekend

 

[<Agape]

My butt hurts

 

[<Agape]

My butt hurts

 

[taimaishu123]

i use the family emergency line. its against the law for them to ask you what happened.

 

[taimaishu123]

i use the family emergency line. its against the law for them to ask you what happened.

 

[airkeung88]

call in sick, always work.

 

[airkeung88]

call in sick, always work.

 

[letitshine24]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

Originally Posted by LetItShine24

Not trying to go to work today, exhausted from working 10 hours a day for the past week. What should i say?

?

 

[letitshine24]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

Originally Posted by LetItShine24

Not trying to go to work today, exhausted from working 10 hours a day for the past week. What should i say?

?

 

[ekon one]

Saying your toilet backed up and you're waiting for the plumber will ALWAYS work. I've used it and suggested it to friends who wanted to play hooky from work too. It's different from the typical call-in excuses and believable too. The thing is it only works once, so use it wisely.

 

[ekon one]

Saying your toilet backed up and you're waiting for the plumber will ALWAYS work. I've used it and suggested it to friends who wanted to play hooky from work too. It's different from the typical call-in excuses and believable too. The thing is it only works once, so use it wisely.

 

[jaypesoz]

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

diarhea works every tine

yeah man.  squirts is the male equivalent of a female's time of the month

 

[jaypesoz]

Originally Posted by GSDOUBLEU

diarhea works every tine

yeah man.  squirts is the male equivalent of a female's time of the month

 

[nooera]

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Just tell them you don't like money.

Eh.

 

[nooera]

Originally Posted by General Johnson

Just tell them you don't like money.

Eh.

 

[cragmatic]

Originally Posted by balloonoboy

You got to handle some business in Grand Rapids, MI.

If you don't come back, we'll know why.

My post is crossing over... damn I gotta deliver now

 

[cragmatic]

Originally Posted by balloonoboy

You got to handle some business in Grand Rapids, MI.

If you don't come back, we'll know why.

My post is crossing over... damn I gotta deliver now

 

[thedudemt]

Food poisoning

 

[thedudemt]

Food poisoning

 

[bostonthreeparty]

lost power,
water line broke

 

[bostonthreeparty]

lost power,
water line broke

 

[yeeupp]

Originally Posted by Cekpethobce

call in horny

 

[yeeupp]

Originally Posted by Cekpethobce

call in horny

 

[hymen man]

You just found out your gay and have to explore some dude's butt.

 

[hymen man]

You just found out your gay and have to explore some dude's butt.