What phrases did your parents/grandparents use to say?

[royster]

"You buy cheap, you get cheap" lol and a million more in three diff languages.

 

[general johnson]

"Save your breath, you might need it one day" (shut up)

"If you're in for a dollar, you're in for a dime" (once you exchange money for you integrity, you're done)

 

[jwm]

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills


I am NOT your [f]ing playmate - Mom

Play with me, I'll cave your [f]ing chest in - Mom

my mom use to tell me the same thing

also.....
me:: momma im hungry
mom:: hey hungry my name is momma nice to meet you

 

[kidfly sniperelite007]

Just a day late and a dollar short
You are trifflin
dont be such a slacker
Praise the LAWD

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

"This generation _________"

 

[kidfly sniperelite007]

Originally Posted by KIDFLY SniperElite007

Just a day late and a dollar short
You are trifflin
dont be such a slacker
Praise the LAWD

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by JWM

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills


I am NOT your [f]ing playmate - Mom

Play with me, I'll cave your [f]ing chest in - Mom

my mom use to tell me the same thing

also.....
me:: momma im hungry
mom:: hey hungry my name is momma nice to meet you

Oh damn

 

[norcalballgirl23]

Lol whenever my grandma sees someone in public looking terrible she says they look like "death on the corner eating garlic"
Or if someone super old, she'll say they have "one foot in the ground and the other on a banana peel"

 

[dunks87]

"if a frog had a glass _ss, he'd break it."

'i clair"

 

[the minister]

it begins in an N and ends with er

 

[horchata kid]

Mom- "a fool and his money are soon parted"

 

[elocin023]

"Gimme something to work with." (Needing silverware in order to eat.)
"Let the food stop your mouth."
"You drink more water than a horse."

 

[youngmoney]

"No sustinence(sp) before dark"
"whoops, the ducks are quacking" when they fart. lol

 

[elocin023]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

"Gracious-a-lie"

...


That's not what they really were saying, but that's how I remember it for some weird reason..

me too.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by ellimaCecyoJ

Oh my gulai
Anakanang
Bahala ka
Ay susmariosep
Do you want dah belt?
Da muu-muu will get you, sigeh

lol..onpoint...
ders a moomoo in yor closset

 

[Good Ol J.R]

my family's phrases were really situational
e.g-"If you dont get out that kitchen, imma beat the cowboy stew outta you!"

 

[chockiwi]

Originally Posted by JWM

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills


I am NOT your [f]ing playmate - Mom

Play with me, I'll cave your [f]ing chest in - Mom

my mom use to tell me the same thing

also.....
me:: momma im hungry
mom:: hey hungry my name is momma nice to meet you

 

[rsdplaya]

my grandpa says "davenport" instead of couch all the time, and "boulevard" instead of curb.

 

[smoke ya later]

%#!$ the bed fred - dad in traffic or something

I'll give you something to cry about - mom

 

[pr0phecy718]

Originally Posted by The Minister

it begins in an N and ends with er

 

[fl0eticnostalgia]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

Originally Posted by ellimaCecyoJ

Oh my gulai
Anakanang
Bahala ka
Ay susmariosep
Do you want dah belt?
Da muu-muu will get you, sigeh

lol..onpoint...
ders a moomoo in yor closset

"sige!!"

 

[dalilboy]

my dad says this all the time
" entre mas viejo mas pendejo "

 

[jillian808]

Originally Posted by Primavera Vills

Get it together, buddy boy, or you're in for a ruuuuude awakening - Mom

I am NOT your [f]ing playmate - Mom

Play with me, I'll cave your [f]ing chest in - Mom

You [f]ers are gonna give me a nervous breakdown - Dad's mom

You obviously didn't think that thru - Dad

That boy's squeakin'!! - Dad [talkin' about my boy Mike who wore uniform pants that were too tight.....he said when he walked, his pants squeaked

]



A lot more...

Your mama was a gangsta! I love it

 

[dmoney82]

"We do this because we love you"


"Go get a switch! And not no damn little one"

"I'ma knock your teeth down your throat"


"Don't you raise your voice at me"


"Wait till yo daddy get home"


"Stop being a tattle tale"


"Shut up before I give you something to cry about!"

 

[pip777]

"Oh well, Tough titty" - Uncle Bobby
"You like em, I love em" - Mom
"If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the damn kitchen" - Mom

"Shut up or I'll give you something to cry about" - Mom
"Kill them with kindness" -Mom
"He's nuttier than squirrel turd" - Uncle Henny