darthska
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That dude that freaking shoots every time he touches the ball.
Sometimes it's becasue he doesn't know basketball in the LEAST, so if he gets the ball, he just takes a dribble and throws it up.
Sometimes it's because he really is a good ball handler, and every time he touches the ball, he has every intention of doing some crazy triple move(crossover to an inside-out move to a between the legs dribble) then jacking up a shot, hoping it goes in so his defender can be embarrassed and every watchingcan go, "OHHHHH SHHHH!!!!!!"
Sometimes it's because he's a post player that honestly thinks that if you're within 5 feet of the basket, the ball will magnetically go throughthe hoop if you just get the shot up. So all he does is stay in the post, and if you give him an entry pass, it's going up. If he gets an offensiverebound, it's going up. If there's a scramble underneath his goal, it's going up. If the ball can come anywhere close to his hands while he'sanywhere close to the basket, it's going up.
I freaking hate that guy, the one that shots 99% of the time he touches it.
Sometimes it's becasue he doesn't know basketball in the LEAST, so if he gets the ball, he just takes a dribble and throws it up.
Sometimes it's because he really is a good ball handler, and every time he touches the ball, he has every intention of doing some crazy triple move(crossover to an inside-out move to a between the legs dribble) then jacking up a shot, hoping it goes in so his defender can be embarrassed and every watchingcan go, "OHHHHH SHHHH!!!!!!"
Sometimes it's because he's a post player that honestly thinks that if you're within 5 feet of the basket, the ball will magnetically go throughthe hoop if you just get the shot up. So all he does is stay in the post, and if you give him an entry pass, it's going up. If he gets an offensiverebound, it's going up. If there's a scramble underneath his goal, it's going up. If the ball can come anywhere close to his hands while he'sanywhere close to the basket, it's going up.
I freaking hate that guy, the one that shots 99% of the time he touches it.