what happens if you fight in college?

t0xicman

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hey guys,

this is what happens during an exam today.

I am sitting next to a guy who has something wrong with his throat, making a lot of sounds(as if he has a lot of flem in his throat and hes trying to clear itwithout fully fixing it)
He kept doing this every 3 minutes. i get tired and im like do you mind clearing your throat, thats annoying.
I FLIP ON WHAT HE SAYS NEXT
HE WAS LIKE "DO YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED"(THIS GUY IS PAKI/INDIAN)
AND IM LIKE WTH AND I JUST FLIP
i interupt the whole class and was like you want to slap me? ill slap the @!% out of you little boy.
next thing goes the professor goes, both of you calm down, ill slap the both of you(joking)

so the rest of the exam he continues to make his sounds and i didnt say anything. Im going crazy right now, i wanna fight him.

now my question, what are the consequences if i fight INSIDE college. is there a difference if we fight out of college property?
i dont care about going to jail. i just dont want to get expelled.
 
on campus : you get kicked out.
off campus: you get arrested THEN you get kicked out.
 
Ski mask, gloves, hollow tips. Pick up the shell casings after your done.
 
Originally Posted by t0xicman

hey guys,

this is what happens during an exam today.

I am sitting next to a guy who has something wrong with his throat, making a lot of sounds(as if he has a lot of flem in his throat and hes trying to clear it without fully fixing it)
He kept doing this every 3 minutes. i get tired and im like do you mind clearing your throat, thats annoying.
I FLIP ON WHAT HE SAYS NEXT
HE WAS LIKE "DO YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED"(THIS GUY IS PAKI/INDIAN)
AND IM LIKE WTH AND I JUST FLIP
i interupt the whole class and was like you want to slap me? ill slap the @!% out of you little boy.
next thing goes the professor goes, both of you calm down, ill slap the both of you(joking)

so the rest of the exam he continues to make his sounds and i didnt say anything. Im going crazy right now, i wanna fight him.

now my question, what are the consequences if i fight INSIDE college. is there a difference if we fight out of college property?
i dont care about going to jail. i just dont want to get expelled.


Did you look in your student handbook before you posted?
 
Originally Posted by t0xicman

hey guys,

this is what happens during an exam today.

I am sitting next to a guy who has something wrong with his throat, making a lot of sounds(as if he has a lot of flem in his throat and hes trying to clear it without fully fixing it)
He kept doing this every 3 minutes. i get tired and im like do you mind clearing your throat, thats annoying.
I FLIP ON WHAT HE SAYS NEXT
HE WAS LIKE "DO YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED"(THIS GUY IS PAKI/INDIAN)
AND IM LIKE WTH AND I JUST FLIP
i interupt the whole class and was like you want to slap me? ill slap the @!% out of you little boy.
next thing goes the professor goes, both of you calm down, ill slap the both of you(joking)

so the rest of the exam he continues to make his sounds and i didnt say anything. Im going crazy right now, i wanna fight him.

now my question, what are the consequences if i fight INSIDE college. is there a difference if we fight out of college property?
i dont care about going to jail. i just dont want to get expelled.


Wait for it........
 
Originally Posted by t0xicman

hey guys,

this is what happens during an exam today.

I am sitting next to a guy who has something wrong with his throat, making a lot of sounds(as if he has a lot of flem in his throat and hes trying to clear it without fully fixing it)
He kept doing this every 3 minutes. i get tired and im like do you mind clearing your throat, thats annoying.
I FLIP ON WHAT HE SAYS NEXT
HE WAS LIKE "DO YOU WANT TO GET SLAPPED"(THIS GUY IS PAKI/INDIAN)
AND IM LIKE WTH AND I JUST FLIP
i interupt the whole class and was like you want to slap me? ill slap the @!% out of you little boy.
next thing goes the professor goes, both of you calm down, ill slap the both of you(joking)

so the rest of the exam he continues to make his sounds and i didnt say anything. Im going crazy right now, i wanna fight him.

now my question, what are the consequences if i fight INSIDE college. is there a difference if we fight out of college property?
i dont care about going to jail. i just dont want to get expelled.
You probably came off like a @$!*% when you asked him to clear his throat.

"Do you want to get slapped"
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"Im going crazy right now"
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calm down and reassess the situation
 
Pull out your blade and dissect his uvula
Lets see his clear his throat of all the blood overflowing in his esophagus
 
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at you wantin to fight in College, come on fam
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trip him down the stairs
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odds are hes wearing a book bag as big as him
 
Originally Posted by MJsaver

lol

change your seat dog.

Wait, so all you guys are saying if a guy comes at you sideways, you all will take the backseat? Everyone that posted is willing to get punked? where do youmake the distinction to defend yourself or not.
if someone spits on you, everyone that posted lets it slide?
You ask someone on the train to turn the sound on their headphones off because its too loud, and he says shut up(add curse words) and you guys just relax?
same position as me, ask someone to fix their damn problem, and he says hes gonna slap you, EVERYONE STAYS CALM?

Originally Posted by moonmaster3

It doesn't sound like you're in college. You sound about 16 years old.

im actually 22, turning 23
I also go to baruch college, senior,3 weeks to graduation
 
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